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    From a Dog's daily diary...<br />
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    8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!<br />
    9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!<br />
    9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!<br />
    10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!<br />
    12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!<br />
    1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!<br />
    3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!<br />
    5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!<br />
    7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!<br />
    8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!<br />
    11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!<br />
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    From a Cat's Daily Diary.....<br />
    Day 983 of my captivity.<br />
    My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.<br />
    The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.<br />
    Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet.. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am. Bastards..<br />
    There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight.. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage.<br />
    Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.<br />
    I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.<br />
    The bird has got to be an informant I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now ...<br />
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