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    I've been gone for a long time. Now I'm back.<br />
    Just to give you Hell.<br />
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    A young lady sits by her computer. She is of an indeterminate age, but it is only today that she will be gifted with a name! What will it be?<br />
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    ==> "FUGLY SKANKHEAD"<br />
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    Try again, jerk.<br />
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    ==> "SHIMO KAMU"<br />
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    Better.    <br />
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    Your name is SHIMO KAMU, although you also go by VOLUME VIRUS. Whether or not that is your REAL NAME is not a matter up for debate: OF COURSE NOT. You have a variety of INTERESTS. Judging by the STYLE OF THIS INTRO, one of those interests is HOMESTUCK. You have a penchant for BRITISH TELEVISION and MUSIC THAT COULD BE CONSIDERED EMO BY PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT YOU, especially MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE. Killjoys never die heart heart heart You believe that BOOKS ARE GREAT and would love to someday become a BESTSELLING AUTHOR. Not for anything like those horrible Twilight books, though. YUCK. NO LOVE TRIANGLES FOR YOU. You enjoy MARCHING BAND and SURFING THE INTERNET when you are not COMPLETELY BOGGED DOWN WITH HOMEWORK. What will you do?<br />
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    ==> SHIMO: Play some zOMG.<br />
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    With pleasure.<br />
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