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  • Artist Info: I am a girl who does not like haters. If you hate me, i hate you too. I may sound like a hypocrite, but what goes around comes around. I like the Fae, vampires, dragons, and other magical beings and souls. i am a wiccan, and if you do not like my religion, then may the firey flames of hell get you in the ass. My avatar is NOT RANDOM, i am half cat demon half vampire, and half bunny on crack. (the bunny on crack part only shows in my behavior, not my appearance) i am a smart ass that loves to read, and write stories. if you would like to become a character in one of my stories, then it will cost you a price. the price will be determined in what kind of character you want and the personality and any details you want to specify and yada yada yada. you will get a copy of each chapter i complete when it is revised and edited and so forth. if you are displeased with your result, then you just wasted your valuable gold (NO REFUNDS) but i assure you that i have been told to be a good author. anyways, my favorite color is in between purple and silver, my favorite number is 492 (don't ask), my favorite place on earth is Carmel california (although i do not reside there) I do believe in love at first sight, i have an obsession with the moon (hence the name lulu which is short for luna). I am a freshman in highschool and i live in vancouver washington. Ihate my whole family, most of my friends are online and far away from me, but i do have like five friends that i communicate with in my own city. I have brown hair (well, multi-shaded naturally) i call them, poo-poo brown eyes, but they have been documented at black all the way to a greenish brown. (that has only happened like three times in my entire life) i am Czech, Turkish, Indian (i am talking chief poo poo feather Indian, not the red dot on the forehead), Italian, Portuguese, french, french Canadian, and English. I am what people call a mutt, and i am rather pissed off at my unfortunate races all being really violent ones. I mean WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME?!?!?! i am a girl who hates herself more than she could ever hate another. i have a dark hole in my heart that i covet to fill with light, but i know that that is probably impossible. I have attempted suicide a total of twelve times, every time i was dragged out to the hospital by my aunt katie. She is a life savor that has made me become a slightly happier person. I am not saying that she has succeeded in making me like myself, but she has succeeded in making me tolerate myself and realize that the whole world is NOT out to get me. There are some good things on this planet and i have made it my mission to find as many as possible. I have been IN love a total of ZERO times, i have loved someone a total of two times. (talking love love, not the sister/best friend/auntie type of love) If you think i am a pathetic excuse for a human being, congratulations, you have made it to my "murder them in their sleep" list. If you think i am interesting and want to be my friend, then congratulations you have just gotten a halfway fucked up friend. ^_^ I accept all random friend requests, and all non-random friend requests. If you know me, good, if you don't, then i ask you one question.....why don't you know me? I am a very open person. <br />
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    When she walks away from you mad:<br />
    [ Follow her ]<br />
    When she stares at your mouth:<br />
    [ Kiss her ]<br />
    When she pushes you or hits you:<br />
    [ Grab her and dont let go ]<br />
    When she starts cursing at you:<br />
    [ Kiss her and tell her you love her ]<br />
    When she's quiet:<br />
    [ Ask her whats wrong ]<br />
    When she ignores you:<br />
    [ Give her your attention ]<br />
    When she pulls away:<br />
    [ Pull her back ]<br />
    When you see her at her worst:<br />
    [ Tell her she's beautiful ]<br />
    When you see her start crying:<br />
    [Just hold her and dont say a word ]<br />
    When you see her walking:<br />
    [ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ]<br />
    When she's scared:<br />
    [ Protect her ]<br />
    When she lays her head on your shoulder:<br />
    [ Tilt her head up and kiss her ]<br />
    When she steals your favorite hat:<br />
    [ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night]<br />
    When she teases you:<br />
    [ Tease her back and make her laugh ]<br />
    When she doesn't answer for a long time:<br />
    [ Reassure her that everything is okay ]<br />
    When she looks at you with doubt:<br />
    [ Back yourself up ]<br />
    When she says that she loves you:<br />
    [ She really does more than you could even understand. ]<br />
    When she grabs at your hands:<br />
    [ Hold hers and play with her fingers ]<br />
    When she bump's into you:<br />
    [ Bump into her back and make her laugh ]<br />
    When she tells you a secret:<br />
    [ Keep it safe and untold ]<br />
    When she looks at you in your eyes:<br />
    [ Don't look away until she does ]<br />
    When she misses you:<br />
    [ She's hurting inside ]<br />
    When you break her heart:<br />
    [ The pain never really goes away ]<br />
    When she says its over:<br />
    [ She still wants you to be hers ]<br />
    When she reposts this on her page its cuz:<br />
    [ She wants YOU to read it ]<br />
    When she tells you she loves you,<br />
    [ Tell her you love her back]!<br />
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    Girl: I love you so much<br />
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    Boy:I don't...<br />
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    Girl:wha?<br />
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    Boy:I don't like you that's what!!!!<br />
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    Girl:.....wahhh!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />
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    Boy:I don't like you that way<br />
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    Girl:*sob*<br />
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    Boy: *sigh* I'll go now...<br />
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    (The boy goes home and the girl goes home too, after crying so much)<br />
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    Girl:I can't live without him<br />
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    ( On her bed )<br />
    (next day on her b-day)<br />
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    Girl:*on the phone with the guy* I love you<br />
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    Boy:*on the phone too* but...<br />
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    Girl:....<br />
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    Boy:hello?!?!?!?!?<br />
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    Girl:.....<br />
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    (the guy ran into her house she was alone,her parents were gone to get her present)<br />
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    Boy:Why are you up there(shes on the edge of her balcony)<br />
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    Girl:I'll jump off....<br />
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    Boy: Why?!?!?!<br />
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    Girl: I can't live without you!!!!wahh!!!!*slips off*<br />
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    Boy: *runs outside and catches the girl* Don't ever scare me like that anymore!!!<br />
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    Girl:wha...? I thought you didn't love me...*starts to cry*<br />
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    Boy: I love you, I thought you would dump me when you got tired of me...<br />
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    Girl:shh... I-Love-You nothing will change that...<br />
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    *kiss* <br />
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    Got a problem with me?<br />
    Solve it.<br />
    Think I'm trippin?<br />
    Tie my shoe.<br />
    Can't stand me?<br />
    Sit down.<br />
    Can't face me?<br />
    Turn around.<br />
    Love me?<br />
    Great!<br />
    Hate me?<br />
    Even better.<br />
    Think I'm ugly?<br />
    Don't look at me.<br />
    Don't like my style?<br />
    Don't like yours.<br />
    Don't know me?<br />
    Don't judge me.<br />
    Think u know me?<br />
    You have NO idea!<br />
    Think I'm evil?<br />
    Think about yourself.<br />
    Can't handle me?<br />
    Let me go.<br />
    Think I'm stupid?<br />
    You aren't so smart yourself!<br />
    Hate how I always try to be happy?<br />
    You'll be sorry when I'm always angry at YOU!<br />
    Hate my opinions?<br />
    That's only YOUR opinion!<br />
    Mess with me?<br />
    I'll always have a smart response!<br />
    I'm me. Hate it? Get over IT!!!! <br />
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    Rules of Love:<br />
    Kiss on the lips: I Love you.<br />
    Kiss on the ear:You are special<br />
    Kiss on the nose:Laughter<br />
    Kiss on the cheek:Friend Ship<br />
    Kiss on the forehead:I comfort you<br />
    Kiss on the neck:I want you<br />
    Kiss on the shoulder:You are wonderful<br />
    Kiss any were else:Be careful<br />
    Playing around with hair:Can't live with out you<br />
    Holding Hands:Happiness<br />
    Arms Around Waist:You are mine,I need you<br />
    A hug:I care<br />
    Smiling at each other:I like u<br />
    Wink:Flirtation<br />
    Looking around:Hiding true feelings<br />
    Tender kiss on the side of the lips:You're mine<br />
    Wetting your lips:Waiting 4 a kiss<br />
    Tear drop:I'm losing you<br />
    Crying:I lost you <br />
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    What A Kiss Means...<br />
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    ~Kiss on the stomach: I'm ready<br />
    ~Kiss on the forehead: Hope together forever.<br />
    ~Kiss on the ear: You're my everything.<br />
    ~Kiss on the cheek: We're friends.<br />
    ~Kiss on the hand: I adore you.<br />
    ~Kiss on the neck: We belong together<br />
    ~Kiss on the shoulder: I want you.<br />
    ~Kiss on the lips: I love you.<br />
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    A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle<br />
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    Girl: Slow down im scared<br />
    Guy: No this is fun<br />
    Girl: No its not please its to scary<br />
    Guy: then tell me you love me<br />
    Girl: I love you slow down<br />
    Guy: Now give me a big hug<br />
    She gave him a big hug<br />
    Guy: Can you take off my helmet & put it on yourself its bothering me.<br />
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    In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks were broke he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love copy this in your profile <br />
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    BOY: I love her more than the air i breath<br />
    GIRL: well im always here for you.<br />
    BOY: I know.<br />
    GIRL:What's wrong?<br />
    BOY: I like her so much.<br />
    GIRL: Talk to her.<br />
    BOY: I don't know. She wont even like me.<br />
    GIRL: Don't say that. You're amazing.<br />
    BOY:I just want her to know how I feel.<br />
    GIRL:Then tell her.<br />
    BOY: She wont like me.<br />
    GIRL: How do you know that?<br />
    BOY: I can just tell.<br />
    GIRL: Well just tell her.<br />
    BOY: What should I say?<br />
    GIRL: Tell her how much you like her.<br />
    BOY: I tell her that daily.<br />
    GIRL: What do you mean?<br />
    BOY: I'm always with her. I love her.<br />
    GIRL: I know how you feel. I have the same problem. But he'll never like me.<br />
    BOY: Wait. Who do you like?<br />
    GIRL: Oh some boy.<br />
    BOY:Oh... she won't like me either.<br />
    GIRL: She does.<br />
    BOY: How do you know?<br />
    GIRL: Because, who wouldn't like you?<br />
    BOY: You.<br />
    GIRL: You're wrong, I love you.<br />
    BOY: I love you too.<br />
    GIRL: So are you going to talk to her?<br />
    BOY: I just did.<br />
    Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?<br />
    Boy: No<br />
    Girl: Do you like me?<br />
    Boy: Not really<br />
    Girl: Would you cry if I left?<br />
    Boy: No<br />
    Girl: Would you live for me?<br />
    Boy: No<br />
    Girl: Would you do anything for me?<br />
    Boy: No<br />
    Girl: Choose -- me or your life?<br />
    Boy: My life<br />
    The girl runs away in shock and pain.<br />
    The boy runs after her and says, "The reason you never cross my mind is because your always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason why I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason why I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life!! <br />
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    ♥_♥___♥_♥_ ρυт тнiՏ<br />
    ♥___♥_♥___♥ нєαrт<br />
    _♥___♥___♥_ oη yoυr<br />
    __♥_____♥__ ραgє if<br />
    ___♥___♥___ yoυ lovє<br />
    ____♥_♥____ Տoмєoηє<br />
    _____♥______<br />
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    ♥ If ♥ You♥ Really ♥ Love ♥ Someone ♥ Right ♥ Now ♥ And ♥ You ♥ Really ♥ Want ♥ To ♥ Be ♥ With ♥ Them ♥ Forever ♥ Put ♥ This ♥ On ♥ Your ♥♥ Page ♥♥<br />
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    Juggalo VS Friend<br />
    Friend: Calls your parents "Mr." or "Mrs."<br />
    Juggalo: Call your parents "Mom" or "Dad."<br />
    Friend: Has never seen you cry.<br />
    Juggalo: Has the best shoulder to cry on.<br />
    Friend: Asks you for your number.<br />
    Juggalo: Asks you for their number.<br />
    Friend: Will leave you hanging to be with a crowd.<br />
    Juggalo: Always has your back.<br />
    Friend: Runs for help in a fight.<br />
    Juggalo: Jumps in the fight to help.<br />
    Friend: Will bail your stale ass out of Jail.<br />
    Juggalo: Will be sittin' right next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!"<br />
    Friend: Will help you move out of a house.<br />
    Juggalo: Will help you move a dead body out of the house.<br />
    Friend: Bums you a cigarette<br />
    Juggalo: Bums you his last pack<br />
    Friend: Is there when you need them<br />
    Juggalo: Is there even when you dont need them<br />
    Friend: Gets drunk at a party and pukes on your carpet<br />
    Juggalo: Feels worse than you do about puking on your carpet in the morning<br />
    Friend: Hides you from the cops<br />
    Juggalo: Is probably the reason the cops are after you in the first place<br />
    Friend: Lets you make an ass out of yourself in public<br />
    Juggalo: Is up there with you making an ass out of themselves too<br />
    Friend: Likes you cause your always doing stupid shit<br />
    Juggalo: Loves you even though you do stupid shit<br />
    Friend: Is shocked to find out your actually gay<br />
    Juggalo: Already knew but really could care less<br />
    Friend: Doesn't tell anyone if you kill the guy who tried to kill you<br />
    Juggalo: Helped you kill that asshole<br />
    Friend: Comes with you to your moms funeral<br />
    Juggalo: Cries with you at your moms funeral<br />
    Friend: Tells you when his parents doesnt want him to hang out with you any more<br />
    Juggalo: Laughs in his parents faces for saying that<br />
    Friends: Fade<br />
    Juggalos: Are 4 Ever<br />
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