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  • Artist Info: Hey! Name's Onix Rodriguez, I'm 17 and live in Arecibo, PR. I'm a pretty random guy to be with, and annoying at times. I guess that's it...... See ya anyways........<br />
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    Things life has taught me:<br />
    1-Anything tha sparkles is sexy.<br />
    2-Pooping on a pidgeon can start WW3.<br />
    3-Chickens are plotting World domination but they need chocolate to accomplish it.<br />
    4-If a Dog tells you something, do it it is goD talking.<br />
    5-Snakes are long.<br />
    6-Michael Jackson is still alive, he's hiding inside a cave in the Earth's crust with Elvis Presley and Bob Marley.<br />
    7-Mokeys will side with cats on WW8<br />
    8-Straight Vampires sparkle..........<br />
    9-When a guy stalks you when you sleep, you should fall head-over-heels for him and have sex with him.<br />
    10-Real Mexicans have STEEKS!!
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