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  • Artist Info: FRIENDS, READ PLEASE <br />
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    FAKE FRiENDS: Never ask for food. <br />
    REAl FRiENDS: are the reason you have no food. <br />
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    FAKE FRiENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs <br />
    REAl FRiENDS: Call your parents dad/mom <br />
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    FAKE FRiENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. <br />
    REAl FRiENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "bullcrap" ... we messed up ... but that was fun!" <br />
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    FAKE FRiENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. <br />
    REAl FRiENDS: keep your stuff so long they forget its yours. <br />
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    FAKE FRiENDS: know a few things about you. <br />
    REAl FRiENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you. <br />
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    FAKE FRiENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. <br />
    REAl FRiENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you. <br />
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    FAKE FRiENDS: Would knock on your front door. <br />
    REAl FRiENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!" <br />
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    FAKE FRiENDS: Are for awhile. <br />
    REAL FRIENDS: You cant get rid of <br />
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    FAKE FRiENDS: will talk crap to the person who talks crap about you. <br />
    REAl FRiENDS: Will knock the crap outa them. <br />
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    FAKE FRiENDS: Will ask if you okay when you fall down <br />
    REAl FRiENDS: Will pee on themselves with laughter at your stupiditiy <br />
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    FAKE FRIENDS: Laugh when you laugh for no reason <br />
    REAL FRIENDS: Laugh when they find it funny. <br />
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    FAKE FRIENDS: Will read this. <br />
    REAL FRIENDS: Will steal this, just like i did <br />
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    Good FRIENDS:Will help you carry a couch <br />
    Best FRIENDS: Will help you carry a dead body
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