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    Wenn nichts mehr geht, werd' ich ein engel sein - für dich allein...<br />
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    Hi there.<br />
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    I'm Kaden.<br />
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    I'm 23 but this is subject to change.<br />
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    I am your average guy. Sort of.<br />
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    I'm a Gemini [♊], with a Virgo [♍] moon, and am Scorpio [♏] rising. Both my Venus and my Mars are in Cancer. <br />
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    And if all that jibbajabba made sense, then I demand you message me. I have no one to talk to about all that astrology business.<br />
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    I do original roleplay, over AIM. Para, or multi-para. Typically a one-on-one and I prefer slash couplings, but I will do het or yuri.<br />
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    Music is my addiction. Talk to me about music and I will love you forever. I don't do drugs, I do music. All music. It'd be easier for me to list the types of music I don't like (Jazz, Blues, most Country, polka, speedcore, thrash), than to try and tell you all of the genres I listen to.<br />
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    In fact, if you can engage me in a conversation about music, I will likely spend a great chunk of time making myself look like an idiot with various rants and raves, depending on what we're talking about. <br />
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    Also I enjoy randomly quoting lyrics, so here are some, just for you:<br />
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    I cannot breathe...<br />
    I can't deny...<br />
    that I've been feigning for you;<br />
    every vital sign, denied.<br />
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    Well don't call me by my full name,<br />
    And all this is temporary.<br />
    It feels much better to know that you won't feel a thing.<br />
    Well don't talk about it;<br />
    Write it down but don't ask for help.<br />
    I can't be honest with even myself.<br />
    Did you ever wish you were somebody else?<br />
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    So boycott love.<br />
    Detox just to retox.<br />
    And I'd promise you anything just for another shot at life.<br />
    Imperfect boys with their perfect lives...<br />
    Nobody wants to hear you sing about tragedy.<br />
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    I'm good with animals. If you run into an animal health problem I can probably sort it out for you and give you some decent advice of what to do.<br />
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    I study German. I know a little Japanese, and I took French in high school but have since forgotten most of it.<br />
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    That's about it. <br />
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    Oh. And Billa and Tomi are my boys. <br />
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    I'm not obsessed.<br />
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    "That's not what you told us, Kaden."<br />
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    Okay, okay! ...Only a bit.<br />
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    Billa und Tomi have my heart forever.
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