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You know you live in 2009 when:<br />
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1. You go to a party, sit down, and take MySpace pics<br />
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2. Your haven't played solitare with real cards in years<br />
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3. The reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do not have MySpace/AIM/Twitter<br />
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4. You would rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV<br />
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6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer<br />
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7. You read this list and keep smiling and nodding<br />
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8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this<br />
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9. You were too busy to notice number five is missing<br />
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10. You actually scrolled by up to check if there was a number five<br />
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11. And now you are laughing at your stupidity<br />
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12. Put this on your profile if you fell for this. You know you did<br />
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13. Your sad because you fell for it and think you have to put this on your profile<br />
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Truly Stupid Things;<br />
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On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleep<br />
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(But that's the only time I have!)<br />
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On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase neccesary. Details inside.<br />
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(The five finger special!)<br />
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On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: use like regular soap<br />
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(That would be how?)<br />
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On Tesco's Tiramasu dessert: (printed on bottom of box): Do not turn upside down<br />
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(Now you tell me!)<br />
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On Marks & Spencer bread pudding: Product will be hot after heating<br />
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(Really!? I thought it would be cold)<br />
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On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body<br />
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(But wouldn't that save time?)<br />
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On Boot's Children cough medicene: Do not drive or operate machinery while using this product<br />
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(We could do a lot to reduce contruction accidents if we just kept those five year olds with head colds off those forklifts!)<br />
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On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness<br />
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(And why am I taking these?)<br />
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On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children<br />
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(Hmm...something must have been lost in the translation)<br />
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On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor and outdoor use only<br />
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(Versus what?)<br />
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On a food processor: Do not use for the other use<br />
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(Someone enlighten me on this. I'm curious)<br />
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On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contain nuts<br />
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(What happened to the peas?)<br />
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On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open pack, eat nuts<br />
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(Wow, I never would have guessed)<br />
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On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with hands<br />
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(Was there a lot of this going on somewhere?)<br />
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On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly<br />
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(Oh go ahead! That's right, destoy a universal childhood belief!)<br />
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On a tube of Acne Response: Use: for the use of acne<br />
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(What?! I thought it was glue! I mean it is acne response...)<br />
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Yay! U can haz more lols!<br />
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Fun Things To Do At WalMart:<br />
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1. Pick up random things and put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.<br />
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics so they go off at 5 minute intervals<br />
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms<br />
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3 in housewares" and see what happens.<br />
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5. Go to the Service Desk and ask them to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.<br />
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6. Move a CAUTION - WET FLOOR sign to a carpeted area.<br />
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and thell the other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.<br />
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8. When an employee asks if they can help you, start crying and yell, "Why can't you people just leave me alone??"<br />
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9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror and pick your nose.<br />
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department ask an employee where the anti-depressants are.<br />
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11. Dart around the store and supiciously and loudly humming the Mission Immpossible theme.<br />
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different sized funnels.<br />
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13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through jump out and yell, "PICK ME, PICK ME!"<br />
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14. When an anouncement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, " NO! NO! It's those voices again!"<br />
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15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and after a while loudly shout, " There's no toilet paper in here!"<br />
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16. Get serveral bouncy balls and throw them down the aisles, yelling, "Pikachu, I choose you!"<br />
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17. When someone looks at you, stare at them and then after a minute smile.<br />
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18. Look up at the ceiling and see how many other people look up. OPTIONAL: laugh loudly when they look up.<br />
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19. Superglue a penny to the pavement in the parking lot and see how many people try to pick it up.<br />
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20. Get 2 pigs (weird i know) and paint "pig 1" on the first pig and "pig 3" on the second pig. See how many people try to find pig 2.<br />
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Now, a little about me...<br />
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1) where did you get your default picture?<br />
Well, this is on my Gaia Profile, so I don’t have one. My Avi is pretty awesome, though.<br />
2) what's your middle name?<br />
Noel<br />
3) your current relationship status?<br />
Single and happy<br />
4) does your crush like you back?<br />
I wish<br />
5) what is your current mood?<br />
Happy<br />
6) what color of underwear are you wearing?<br />
Blue, I think<br />
7) what color shirt are you wearing?<br />
It is dark purple<br />
8 ) Missing something?<br />
My favorite sock.<br />
9) if you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?<br />
I would say sorry for being mean to this little boy…<br />
10) if you must be an animal for one day, what?<br />
A wolf<br />
11) ever had a near death experience?<br />
I suppose. Almost got sucked into the Atlantic ocean by a rip wave. <br />
12) something you do a lot?<br />
Breathe<br />
13) the song stuck in your head?<br />
The Good Left Undone by Rise Against<br />
14) who did you copy and paste this from?<br />
XxIgnorancexX<br />
15) name someone with the same birthday as YOU?<br />
I have no clue. Post something on my profile if your birth day is December 10th<br />
16) when was the last time you cried?<br />
Reading a sad book. shutup. I know it'sappy.<br />
17) have you ever sung in front of a large audience?<br />
No way! Never have, never will.<br />
18 ) if you could have one super power what would it be?<br />
To grow wing and fly away!<br />
19) what's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?<br />
Hair<br />
20) what do you usually order from starbucks?<br />
I don’t like cofee, but I buy some chocolate.<br />
21) what's your biggest secret?<br />
Like I’m telling you!<br />
22) favorite color?<br />
Burgundy <br />
23) do you still watch kiddie shows?<br />
Nope. But we did watch Dora save the magical mermaid kingdom once at my friends house in the morning.<br />
24) what are you?<br />
That's right. I'm a gay robot.<br />
25) do you speak any other language?<br />
I pick up some German from my brother.<br />
26) what's your favorite smell?<br />
After it rains. Is that Ozone? <br />
27) Describe your life in one word what would it be?<br />
Awesome!<br />
28 ) have you ever kissed in the rain?<br />
no<br />
29) what are you thinking about right now?<br />
These questions.<br />
30) what should you be doing?<br />
Cleaning my room. <br />
31) who was the last person that made you upset/angry?<br />
The annoying 7th grader in my gym class. God, she is so irritating. <br />
32) do you like working in the yard?<br />
No thanks.<br />
33) if you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?<br />
I like my last name, But a cool last name would be Fletcher. I just think it sounds cool.<br />
34) do you act differently around the person you like ?<br />
Not really, but I bet they wish I do.<br />
35) what is your natural hair color?<br />
When I was born, It was dirty blonde, but it’s medium brown now.<br />
36) who was the last person to make you cry?<br />
Some adult I was sparring in my karate class. He knocked the wind out of me. - Avg. rating:
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- myhouse1 - 02/03/2009
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o thnx 4 your opioion(hos ever u spell it)
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