• I jiggle.
    I juggle.
    I giggle.
    I chuckle.
    I’m hot like cocoa,
    I’m cold like snow.
    I’m cool like polos,
    I’m hip with the flow.
    I’m in ur chimney,
    Presenting ur trees!
    I’m missing my kidney!
    And I’ve got fake knees!
    I’m dressed in red.
    And I ride a sleigh.
    My reindeer get fed.
    And I’m like “Hey!-
    You better be good,
    You better not lie,
    Keep it word in the hood,
    Learn to recite pi!”
    I come once a year.
    I get you what you want.
    Unless you want pierced ears.
    Then please ask your aunt.
    Leave me snacks,
    And bring me a drink.
    Then hit the sack,
    And try not to blink.
    By morning time,
    I have already come,
    My sick rhyme,
    You were sucking on your thumb.
    I bring joy.
    To girls and boys.
    Merry Christmas,
    Enjoy new toys!