• This is a song about writing a song that I can't write a song about,
    I've got no inspiration, the lyrics are s***, and my mind is almost out,
    Of creativity and imagination, even my grammar is going kaput,
    And all in all I'm just worried that I'm going to end up putting my mouth around my foot.

    See I have this great habit of not thinking much before I say a word,
    So my sentences are jumbled, my meanings are shuffled, & I find it quite absurd,
    That you'd expect something magical lyric wise, to come from lips like mine,
    I just hope you're not a daft, and lie about my draft, and tell me it's divine...