• Once I found a Barbie doll in my bag.
    I stared at it for a few minutes.
    How did this get here?
    My best friend chose that moment to come along.
    I told her that what I was about to show her was highly classified and dangerous. And that it posed a hazard to the world.
    This probably doesn't sound scary, but I was whispering really slowly, and constantly looking around.
    Then I whipped out the Barbie doll in her face.
    I was expecting her to laugh, but she didn't (I was so good at acting). The moment she saw the Barbie, she screamed. Really, really loudly and high pitched. Everyone else in the hall thought someone had died.
    And then we laughed for about an hour.