• L: Finally,(giddy voice) I get to teach a whole lesson all by myself. And I'm going to teach something important. Something modern: the Internet. *gasps*

    (sing-song voice) The internet is really, really great.

    A: For porn!

    L: I've got a fast connection, so I don't have to wait!

    A: For porn!

    L: What? (looks around) There's always some new site.

    A: For porn.

    L: I browse all day and night.

    A: For porn.

    L: (annoyed) It's like I'm surfing at the speed of light.

    A: For porn!

    L: (yells) AXEL!

    A: The internet is for porn.

    L: Axel?

    A: The internet is for porn.

    L: What are you doing?

    A: Why do you think the net was born? Porn, porn, porn!

    L: Axel!

    A: Oh, hi there, Larxene

    L: You're ruining my song.

    A: Sorry. I didn't mean to.

    L: Well, would you mind shutting up for just a minute so I can finish?

    A: (whispers) ok.

    L: Good. I'm glad we have this new technology.

    A: For porn.

    L: *sighs* Which gives us golden opportunities!

    A: For porn. Crap. Sorry!

    L: All on your own desktop.

    A: For p…(covers mouth)

    L: With research, browse, and shop.

    A: *gasps*

    L: Until you've had enough, when you're ready to stop!

    A: For porn!

    L: Axel!

    A: The internet is for porn.

    L: Uh, nooo.

    A: The internet is for porn.

    L: Axel.

    A: I'm up all night honking my horn to porn, porn, porn!

    L: That's disgusting. You're a pervert.

    A: Hmph. Sticks and stones Larxene.

    L: No, really. You really are a pervert. Normal people don't just look up porn on the internet all day long.

    (Axel starts chuckling hysterically)

    L: What's so funny?

    A: You have NO idea.

    (just then, Marluxia, Zexion, Demyx, and Roxas pop out of a dark portal)

    A: Ready guys?

    M: Ready.

    Z: Ready.

    D: Ready.

    R: Ready.

    A: Let's go!

    Guys: The internet is for porn.

    M: Sorry Larx.

    Guys: The internet is for porn.

    D: But we have no hearts.

    A: All us guys unzip our flies…

    Guys: For porn, por-

    L: (getting irritated) The internet is not for porn!

    Guys: Porn, porn, por-

    L: (yells) HOLD ON A SECOND!

    A: What?

    L: Look. I happen to know that you, Marluxia, you like to check your e-mail online.

    M: Right.

    L: Zexion, I know you browse and buy books, and magazines on eBay

    Z: True

    L: Demyx, you always listen to music and download songs onto your ipod.

    D: I know.

    L: And you, Roxas, check your facebook account all the time.

    R: Yeah.

    A: Oh? But, Larxene, what do you think that he does after that? Huh?

    R: (snickers) yeah.

    L: OH MY GOD! (freaks out)

    A: C'mon guys.

    Guys: The internet is for porn.

    L: Gross!

    Guys: The internet is for porn.

    L: I hate porn.

    A: Grab your d**k and double-click.

    Guys: For porn, porn, porn.

    L: I hate you all!

    Guys: Foooooorrr…

    L: I'm out of here.

    Guys: …ooooooorrrr…

    L: Ahhh! (disappears)

    Guys: The internet is for, internet is for, internet is for porn! Yeah!