• Steve was an ordinary man. He had an apartment, a job, a car, and many friends. He walked through the park, just like any normal day, but today he ate an extra large meal with three cups of prune juice. After a while he really needed to use the restroom. So he headed to the nearest public restroom which, fortunately, was empty. Steve quickened his pace and walked to the nearest stall. He sat down and let loose a brown storm. He pooped so much that the poop was only a couple inches from his butt. Relieved, he looked for the toilet paper because his butt was encrusted in poop. He looked to his left, then to his right and saw the dispenser. He looked closer.... There was no toilet paper!!! crying