• Hi there, world. I'm Loki, the cunning and handsome Norse God of Mischief. I'm sure you all have heard of me. However, not all of the stuff from known mythology is true. For example, neither Hel, the Midgard serpent, the Fenrir wolf, nor Sleipnir are my children. Those were vicious rumors spread by the dwarves. Steal all of their gold and replace it with painted lead one time...

    Lokasenna 2: Loki's Return