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Ervine: Alright, I got the shotgun, Jones has the rocket launcher, and Collins has the sniper rifle.

Collins: Is it just me or did we pick the worst weapons for fighting aboard a ship?

Jones: By the way, where are we even going? You said nothing about where we were going in the last episode.

Ervine: Give me a break, apparently were heading for deck three.

Jones: How do you know that?

Ervine: Obviously the periodically flashing lights told me, besides all the other doors are locked.

Collins: Deck three, well all know what goes on in deck three *chuckles*.

Ervine: No, no we don't know what goes on in deck three.

Collins: Oh come on, even Jewish people do it.

Ervine: Do what? What are you taking about?

Collins: Suddenly, I'm not that upset about the lack of knowledge about the Scramble party... Never mind.

Ervine: What ever, if we don't kill the Covenant then it won't matter what happens on deck three.

(Somewhere on deck three.)

A'nel: Where is everbody? Those explosions came from over here...

(Shadow moves across the hull.)

A'nel: Collins...? Collins is that you? Anyone there?

(Silence)

A'nel: Well, there is only one thing to do. Shoot now ask questions later.

(A'nel cocks his assualt rifle and walks toward the hall where the shadow appeared.)

A'nel: Okay, on the count of three. One... Two... Three.

(A'nel jumps out to find a grunt arming explosives.)

A'nel: Alright, eat lead you little b*****d.

Grunt: Wait, this isn't what it looks like.

A'nel: You speak english?

Grunt: I speak all languages, we suck at fighting, we have to be good at something.

A'nel: You pretty much have dying down, oh and running around in circles screaming.

Grunt: Alright, now I'll make you a deal.

A'nel: What kind of deal?

Grunt: The don't kill me kind of a deal.

A'nel: Oh that kind of a deal.

Grunt: If you let me go, I'll lead you to a bomb I've planted and I'll disarm it.

A'nel: Why should I trust you?

Grunt: Because if I die you die?

A'nel: Ya, but I could say I killed you first. Alright, it goes against my trigger finger, but I'll let you live.

Grunt: *Whew* Thanks for a second there I thought I was going to get my head shot off.

(Rocket round fires into the grunt's head taking it clean off.)

A'nel: Collins!? Why do you have a rocket launcher in a ship!?

(Collins turns to Ervine.)

Collins: See I told you these are bad choices!

A'nel: That isn't the point! We have five minutes to disarm a covenant bomb, and we have no idea where it is.

(Collins looks down.)

Collins: Is that the bomb?

A'nel: Ya, but there is another.

Collins: I've seen that before.

All: What?! Where?

Collins: Follow me.

(Everyone follow Collins to the mens bathroom, and stand over a toilet.)

A'nel: Wow, grunts really are the worst part of the Covenant.

Jones: Hate to be the guy taking a dump when that thing goes off.

Collins: Why don't we just flush it down the toilet into space?

(Collins flushes the toilet and they watch the bomb go down the drain.)