Today, I tripped and hit my knee on the door while walking out of the mall. Since money is pretty tight lately , I asked my mom if we could sue the mall, because I was "injured" on their property. She replied, "Sue them for your stupidity? I didn't sue the doctor who delivered you." I love you too, Mom. MLIA
Today, I heard my neighbor knock on my door. I didn't want to answer it so I sent her a text saying, "sorry, I'm not home!" She sent me a response saying sorry and promptly left. She still hasn't caught on. MLIA
Today, I went to Wal-Mart. When I entered the entertainment section I was suprised to see a nun, in full habit, dancing in front of a speaker system that lets you sample music. This continued for several minutes. When she finished she smiled at me and walked away like nothing had happened. Curious as to what had made her get so excited and boogie down like that, I walked over to see what she had been listening to. It was "She'll Be Coming 'Round the Mountain." MLIA
Today I drove past a Dry Cleaners that had a sign that read "Drop your pants here". I know where I'll be getting all my clothes dry cleaned from now on. MLIA.
A couple weeks ago, I was taking a quiz in Biology. Nobody does well in her class and I though i did a terrible job on the quiz so I drew a ninja and wrote "This is a test ninja. He protects all my bad answers from the red pen of doom." She respectively laughed wrote on it folded it up and gave it back to me. When i sat down and read the paper i realized it said, "Aha! You have made a fatal error. You are powerless against the blue pen of annihilation." New Favorite Teacher. MLIA
Four years ago, when i was 18, i noticed that at night my front window is very reflective so i was pretending to dive in slow motion and shoot, dual pistol style. Suddenly a really hot girl walked past and i was startled and fell over. Embarrassed i waited for a bit and then stood up. As i stoop up i saw her slowly shooting an imaginary rifle from behind a car. We then proceeded to do this for 10 minutes until she did an extremely dramatic death. She wasn't getting up so i went outside to meet her. Once i got to where she was, there was nothing but a piece of paper with a mobile number on it. Today, we are getting married. MLIA
Today, I realized the word bed actually looks like a bed. MLIA
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Today, I walked into my small house and on my piano there were pieces of tape with numbers on them. I've been playing piano ever since I was little and I love it. There was a note attached that said play the keys in order, indicated on the tape. when I started playing, I realized I was playing the wedding march about halfway through I hit a key that wouldn't play, I opened the lid and inside was a little box I pulled it out and in it was a ring. I heard a voice behind me that said "will you marry me". my boyfriend had managed to look up the song online tape my piano all in order to get me to marry him. soulmate? definitely
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