I had to go wee really, really bad. In order to get to the mini-mart, I had to cross the street. But not any street, Willow Wallow Rd, a very busy Rd. It was said that knowone has ever made it across alive. I was going to try- live or die I had to go.
I started then haulted to a dramatic stop. A tour bus would've hit me if I hadn't of. It was my chance I started runnin like a bullet, No a firecracka'. One-fourth a way there, I swivel,swerve, zig-zag. half-way there, NOT GONNA MAKE IT. Right then an SUV goes right by me. I swear I think I saw it come a little off the ground. It went by, I run again but having to stop at three-fourths the way there for a herd of passing donkeys crossing the street.
I run, run, run. It was to late. I was soaked with you guessed it pee, pure pee. I went in the mini-mart and instead of going to the bathroom, ended up buying a new pair of shorts.
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