200 years later.......
As I walked home from being lost on my way down the street hours before, It was now dark out. Darn my need to go and look at this long crack in the sidewalk I saw on the ride home from school. I took a wrong turn into the overgrow underbrush..... I take that turn everytime.
Then I heard the sound. The call of an octypus that sounded a little bit funky. Attracted to the odd noise that I know is bad, I try and follow the sounds. Just then a tree Octypus flings out of a TREE!!!!111111!!!, Right in the trail of my face! I stand there, mostly because I can't believe what's happening, but also because I want to see if it was hurtful or not when it hit me.
There was no turning back now because it had already suction-cupped itself to my face. It actually felt quite refreshing, and a little bit wrong. I try to get it off my face but the continuous smacks of it's many arms was too much. Then I started smelling the scent of fruit. Just then my trusty Unicorn, Hollywood, came to my rescue. ( Good thing I live in Australia where they are abundant.)
Hollywood quickly turned into a bike and ran him over. It was all I could do to breath. I could now harness the new power of Hollywood for good. Oh, and I realized that the suctiony friend was no more. Well, you know how those tree octypuses are. I stopped for take out and went home. Note to self: don't take that turn anymore.
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That was amazing. Simply. Amazing.