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Niisan [The car?]! 2: Nori's [I don't remember hearing about this model in the commercials. Probably 'cause it sucks or something like that.] Choice by [removed]
Well you guys, over 60 good reviews for Niisan [Who the ******** are you talking to?]! You guys asked for a sequel [I most certainly didn't.] and, by god, you got one! I have the whole plot outlined and ready to go...and if I do say so myself...it looks good [Aren't you modest?]! Two characters die, though...but I'm not telling which ones!
[*sigh* The little box of summaries is not your personal journal/soapbox.]

Hinata's Love Competition The real story [When people start getting 'real'.]by [removed]
It's Hinata's 18th birthday! But with this 'great' [Alcohol?] surprise coming her way she dreads her birthday which involves her and a competition [Waaah! No cordials with little paper umbrellas for me?]. But is this surprise such a bad thing after all? You guys vote for the pairing.
[Interactive fanfiction. Report'd.]

Affairs in Konoha High [Dear god. Would it kill fanbrats to come up with a name besides Konoha High?] by [removed]
Sakura moves to Konoha and its her first day of school [********]. She meets Sasuke, the heir to the fortune of the Uchiha Industries [Because, clearly, the potential heir to a helluva lot of money is going to be niiiiice and saaafe in a public school.].Both Sasuke and Sakura are attractive [Shallow too.]. Girls would drool over Sasuke and guys drool over Sakura.Will they be together or torn apart?
[My high school's never that overly dramatic.]

Naruto drabbles [A lot of drabbles are good. A lot of drabbles are very, very, very good. These drabbles are not.]by [removed]
OK I am trying to make a drabble for everysingle person on naruto. I go by the list and after will add those not listed. If some one has a Oc with good history [Can't you think them up yourself?] I might add em when asked. Need reviews here... [You mean "need ego stroking here".]

Bumping Into The Past [I wish I could bump my past up. ._. I have a bad memory.] by [removed]
Sasuke Broke [With a capital B!] Hinata's heart 6 years ago and she still remembers [...Hello! Avenger-traitor-I-hate-you-all-and-must-kill-my-brother guy! What did you expect?]. What Happens when she keeps bumping into Sasuke [Hinata has better stalking skills than that!] and her Past keeps haunting her [It's all her fault. The big meanie never celebrates Christmas D<]? Will she fall in love again, or will she be the one to Break his heart?

Naruto's Truth or Dare Party! by [removed]
I know the name is stupide [No. I'm sorry. It's just stupid. :[ ] but it was the best I could come up with. Naruto inviets [He invests in all his friends? He invents all of em? Whu?] all his friends over to play truth or dare. What will happen to them? Read and find out!

Life Of An Uzumaki by [removed]
Change of summery [It's spring now >D ]. Brief summery [Summer's always too short...] still inside. Slightly AU Story about Naruto waking up one morning with his gender switched and his personality doing an eventual one eighty [Then it might as well not be Naruto at all. Just write about Hinata getting it on with Sakura or something if you're that desperate for yuri.]. New teams, stronger Naruto. Yuri HinaNaru. Rated T. I DO NOT OWN NARUTO!

Will true love truly conquer all? [Love: I keel j00 alles!] by [removed]
1ST STRY [...] GO EASY K [no]? sASUKE RETURNS ASKING SAKURA TO GO BACK WITH HIM AND BE OROCHIMARUS MEDIC NIN. WILL SHE LEAVE KONOHA JUST TO BE WITH SASUKE?
[Ow...]

Crimson Flower [Big whoop. There are a lot of red flowers in this world.]by Sabaku [...] no Hikari [It's always either Hikari or Sakura...]
You [Excuse me?] two are forever banished from this world! Now try to escape the fate I [Sounds charming] have in store for you attempt to find the Crimson Flower. Only then can you return home. Even eternity has to end...[ Vampires & Nekos ] [I really hope this fanbrat's kidding about the Nekos part.]


love clashes with best friends by [Inutard who thinks that Inutashio is apparently a girl's name]
this is old best frinds [The e isn't even silent in this one.] clash with love but with a little change and sorry it took so long to get the next chap. i'm new kinda. anyway old best friends clash with love and won't admit it. pairings: inu[yasha? Whu?]sas sakgaara kik[i Kitty? Whaaa?]shika ska[nk? Ok, I'm totally lost now.]neji

The Dysfunctional Naruto Story by [Stupid Kingdom Hearts fantard]
Messed Up Crap [And you're advertising this why?], RANDOMNESS TO THE MAX [Random=/=funny], Girly ScareCrow [Dear god. That Kakashi=scarecrow thing is really old now.], Sasuke is Gay [Gay? The name? Or "gay" the adjective/noun?], The Ninja Files [...It's not very original. Trust me.], Cold Femmieness [Cold feminists? Huh?] Warning: Yaoi, Randomness, character bashing [Why the hell are you advertising this?] and the craziest stuff you will EVER read.
[For the last time, random=/=funny!]

I'm your Butterfly, You are my SamauriMisspelled [by [Wannabe Uchica]
My First Sasuke one shot I have written, Second One shot I ever made, second I have posted on this site. Please read and enjoy! I'd give a summary but I really do not kno what to put for a oneshots summary XP
b][You know you lost it when you're stealing lyrics by Aqua.]



And we have something new today folks!
The worst possible characterization of Hinata in a non-humor/parody fic!
Click for brain damage!
Memorable quotes-
(Hinata referring to Sasuke as-)
witnessed one thousand lifetimes
Drop Dead Gorgeous Hubby of Mine
My Hunky Love
My Hunky Hottie
My Sexy Boy Toy
My Wonderful Husband
Uchiha Love
Darling Boy (That phrase is so amazing *****]
Honey Pie

(What Hinata was thinking)
Good for you. Just ******** great. You will. Yippee is what I'm thinking right now. Yippee!
Do you hear me? I'm sending telepathic messages to every mind in the room like, "Don't you think this is a bit much? I had enough responsibilities as the unwanted ******** Hyuuga heiress. If I couldn't fulfill those, what the hell makes all of you think I can do all of this for Mr. Pretty-Boy Uchiha, the absolute love of my life?"
I'll take all the responsibilities of marriage and I'll keep screwing them up until I die. Until you kill me, Sweetie. I will.
you say this and I know your wondering how fast you can get out of the reception, when the earliest time the damn honeymoon can start.




You can see what my problem with this is.



Unrelated
Hn. Firn's art changed... in less than a week. The lines are thicker and the colors are darker... and they look not as cute as the ones before. D:

She also introduced another Undead Elfgirl... and this one is definitely not cute at all. Plus, there's already an Undead Elfgirl.
The old one is so much cuter. *pets Elfgirl*

Related- Example of a Good Summary
Wicked Little Pieces - Wicked Enough
[SasuSaku][Unrelated Drabble Collection][13: ONCE SWORN] Because life's broken into a million pieces, each one so small and sharp it's hard to avoid the edges...
[Beautiful. The summary's actually intriguing! And yes, the quote is all hers.]