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INMH's Journal of Ultimate Splee-ness
I like reading. I like writing. I am also totally out of my mind, so most of what I write in here will be funny or complete lunacy. :D I don't hear any of you com-plaaai-niiiiiing... (Evil grin)
March 21st, 2007: Mentos, flies and Turkeys...
Well. My optimisim has improved greatly since my last entry. School is great, except for math, which I have to eventually stay after school to get help with xp . Shoot me now. I have a 70 (C-) in the class and it shows no sign of improving.
To the title of this entry: In reference to the mentos, today I had some extra money on me, so I bought some mentos at school. Nice little foil tube of them. I love my mentos whee . And, I told my buddies Brittany and Babs that I would gladly share with them.
While I got settled, Brittany asked me if she could see the mentos. I was distracted, and said yes. And she ran off with them. I gave chase, and we wrestled for a few minutes over the delectable, chewy candies, until she licked the package in an attempt to stop me.
It didn't.
I snatched them back, went back to the table, and opened them with as minimal touching of the package as possible. I divided them up as evenly as possible, and distributed them to Brittany, Babs and myself. Yes. Mentos heal everything. blaugh
In reference to the fly- upon coming home, I immediately slunk off to my Den-of-Hell (my room 3nodding ) to play Disney Golf.
Upon starting the game, I discovered a small, buzzing insect flying around my room. It was a fly, thankfully not a bee or hornet. Unfortunately, I am one of those people who laugh hysterically at the image of a house falling on a guy I hate, but I simply can't hurt a bug stare .
So, I spent the next twenty minutes attempting to shoo it from my room, while my mother (who was within earshot) laughed and gave commentary. I was practically begging that goddamn fly to leave my room, and my mother was saying "She's talking to flies now, loony bin, here we come..."
Ha. Ha. Freakin' ha. stare
And we have turkeys in our backyard because its winter and because construction workers are building all over their natural habitat (those --expletitives--).

"Smite me, O Mighty Smiter!"

-Bruce Almighty again mrgreen

-INMH





 
 
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