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Konoha High[#29503212] by [supporting the het ship war]
Ino [Now that's new!] ,15 moved to Konoha from Tokyo [This, not so much].She is in a famous band [Getting more cliched...] along with Sakura,Hinata and TenTen called 'Death before life'[Fzzz... I think my cliche-dar broke] Pairings:ShikaIno.NaruSaku.KibaHina.NejiTen and Slight SasuTema [aka "I'm pairing everyone off just so they won't bother with my OTP! Character development? What character development?"].

Angel from your Nightmares [This Sue has monkey paws and smells like mushrooms?] by [removed]
6 years after the Kyuubi, a new ninja was added to the bingo [B-I-N-G-O! B-I-N-G-O! Bingo was his name-o!] book. Over the years this ninja was still a mystery. Rumours [We got a Brit here!] said she had the strength to defeat all of the sennin [Sennin? Not sennins? I was so sure that there were more than one of them...] together, she was as beautiful as her name [Please let the name be Deformed Crocodile. Please.], she had a soft spot for animals [ZOMG! It's a PETA!Sue!] and [not enough space to continue with her summary.]

Konoha High[#29503213] by [removed]
New student, Haruno Sakura, Has led a normal life upto [Fanbrat, use 'until'... no it wont make you seem less sophisticated.] now. A basic family, basic house, basic education. What happens when her family must move [Cliche], causing her life to shatter [Somebody call the Waaaaaaahmbulance! We got a moaner!] before her very eyes. AU. Highschool Version. Gaara X Sakura. Review Please!

sasuhina fic like omg [*eye twitch*] by [removed]
well its selfexplanatory [No, that's what the summary's supposed to do] sasuke and hinata fall in love [Kill it with fire due to the terrible title now! ]

My name is Hakume [I'm a Sue!] by [removed]
I mad ethis story out of a Roleplay that I did, I switched it aroudn a bit, but most of the ideas are from the RP [...not yours I assume]

Kakashi chan [...bad feeling-o-meter rising] by [removed]
Naruto series with a female Kakashi [Hey. It's not Naruto for once]. Her story starts preseries and continues through, showing the development of her personality and the relationships among the characters. [*sigh* I can't believe people have to advertise this now.] Meets baby Naruto [Aw ********. Stop dragging the poor boy through this! He's been uke-ified too many times to count!], trains chuunin Gai [On what? Hair gels? They're both around the same level.], leads [an] ANBU team. KakaGai and KakaIru later
[Nothing new here]

The Naruto Characters' Deepest,Darkest Secrets by [You don't deserve to have Hinata in your name, b***h!]
Each of the Naruto characters are put in this chair tied up and are forced to tell us their BIGGEST SECRET. If they refuse, they will get tortured until they tell us. Rated TEEN just in case...ENJOY! I DONT OWN NARUTO!
[Somebody needs to go to a psychotherapist]

The Midnight Sun [Does Not Make Any Sense] by [I wanna be Sakura!!!]
She is different from all the other girls. She lived a double life. She was two people, in a single body [She is Naruto?]. She is the Cherry Blossom [Oh! So she's a plant!], working at the prosperous and wellrecognized Midnight Sun [Which still doesn't make any sense] club [Can we say "high class whore"?], and at the same time she is an average teenage girl.
[Same old. Same old. ]

naruto shinigami by [Typical Jump reader]
something happened in naruto's past to split his personality, he has no memory of it happening but when he looses it [Loses what? His memory, personality, or past?] his darker side gets out, femkyuubi and maybe heram[?]. bit of a supernaruto
[Male author. Definitely a male author.]

Exchange Students? by [removed]
Sasuke, Naruto, Shikamaru, and Neji are best buds who are chosen to take care of exchange students. They expect fat slobs [Shallow much?] but instead get the opposite, which they find attractive..but they arent the only ones who find them attractive.. LET THE FIGHTS BEGI
[This is either another quad Sue fic or the author conveniently forgot the fact that Neji is orphaned and related to Hinata which means he'll be living with Hinata and therefore Hinata can't be an exchange student and I'm pretty sure that even if Neji hates Hinata he still knows that she's not a fat slob. That was probably a run-on sentence wasn't it?]

Jinxed by [newbie]
Three 20 year young Kunochi[What?]? Yea thats it, Naruto's sister [Who doesn't exist], Kakashi and Kurenai's daughter [Who can't exist.]... and a real odd ball.... Sasuke's secret crush [Ok, the timeline is really off! I'm pretty sure that Kurenai can't have a child at 10 years old.]? Wtf? And not to mention that their trip to Suna is strange.... but does she love Gaara [Why is it always between Gaara, Neji, and Sasuke?]? Or Sasuke? Sasuke rape eww [...]

Okay i am the Naruto world WHAT? by [Somebody was listening to Three Day's Grace]
Just a small thing i wanted to do [That's no excuse for not capitalizing your 'I']. well my brother [Idiot] and I.. I wanted to add my sis but she didnt [Clearly, the only smart person in the family.] want to be in it so I took her out. Well please read and stuff. 3 months before Chunnin Exams.
[Typical self insert.]

Musical [Kills] of Konoha High [#29503214] by [Imma softcore EMO!]
[Complete]They were brought together by a party, and fate seems to lead them back together with the talent of singing. [Based on Highschool Musical] [Which was a horrid teeny bop ripoff of Grease][SasuSaku]
[Am I the only girl who recognized the fact that HMS completely sucked?!!!]

Sakura Highschool [Is Completely Overdone] ? by [removed]
Sakura is going to a new [Dundundun] school, Konoha high [Dammit. I lost count]. Sasusaku in later chapters. Usual pairings [Points to comments. What'd I tell ya. A OBHVAer]


Being Alone Hurts [Emo lyrics] by [Probably a MySpace'r]
Leaving her friends [Oh woe is her!], she moves in with a blonde haired b***h [Ino is not a b***h kthnx!!!] and meets 2 [*eye twitch*] hawt [Oh yeah, a MySpace'r] Uchihas who think they are the 'it' ppl [Probably an ex-AIMer too] of Chisengan [Hey! Originality! ...Misspelled] High. ItaSakuSasu. Please read? [No]
[I was going to do the comments in red but then I got lazy. Suffer with the bold! Anyway, I'm saving the fic. I think I want to MST it.]

Konoha's Model magazine by [I wanna be Sakura too b***h!]
Sakura,Ino,Tenten,and Hinata [Model what? Big, heavy jackets that cover everything up?] have been hired to be in a model magazine.But,when their agents [Guess who!] meet the girls,they fall in love instantly!What will happen when the girls find out?
[Well, hopefully the agents will introduce them to the fact that you leave a space after each end mark. Anyway, yet another OBHVAer]

My pain! [Emo kid!] by [But I wanna be Naruutoe!]
Naruto shows Sakura what a horrid life he has had. Oneshot I don't own NarutoIt's not like sasuke angsty[ is a word that should never be used seriously in a fic] but Sakura feels horrible angsty.
[Ugh. Guilt trip Naruto.]

Changes [The Magic of Puberty] by [removed]
What if on the higher plane [The astral plane biggrin ?], a mortal went up thier [Went up their what?] and changed naruto's realitiy [Because, clearly, any mortal who spent their life finding that astral plane is going to go and change the reality of a fictional show instead of his/her own life.] by mixing 2 others from other realties and his own? I just started writing fanfics again, so be gentle please. NO FLAMES TOLERATED! please review. I don't own naruto or anyt
[*sigh*]

Narroto: I luv u! by [Parody]
inglish not my langage iz new two me,iz furst stori uzng babelfish ned idae for mor NarrotoSakue parng plese.
[I love satire too biggrin ]


It's Where I Belong [No, it's not] by [removed]
Collection of Evanescence songfics [Which are illegal]. What would be different if Gaara had a friend, and could that friend be the reason he became so depressed [Well, duh. We all know that Gaara thought that his uncle was his friend but then he went Itachi on Gaara.]? Gaara x OC I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER IF YOU REVIEW!
[Songfics are not allowed. Report'd and have a nice day! biggrin ]

You are a liar by [removed]
Sakura, Ino, Tenten and Hinata made promises to specific 4 little boys [Unwritten laws of ship alliance. What did I tell ya!]. Ten years later..they come back..but WITH GIRLFRIENDS [The girls are such losers. Did they honestly expect someone to never date for 10 years?]! They wonder if they forgot about the promise....but did they really [Um yeah, probably. I can only remember like one or two major events from 10 months ago... b*****d still owes me candy *grumbles*]? And plus their girlfriends are big slobs and jerks [Once again, shallow much?]...
[Alliance]










Notice to Fanbrats
If someone is trying to deliberately sabotage a happy, non forced, devoted, soon-to-be married couple's relationship just because they can, then s/he is a scumbag. A fancy name like "heart bandits" isn't going to change that. Deal with it.


On Another Note
Seriously, can the high schools be called anything besides Konoha High? You'd think that authors could be just a little more creative than that.