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Sorry for the title, it was an advertisement for an online romance chat group that made me burst out laughing.

What do i find addctive, i wonder?

Well there's the obvious things, like drugs, sex, booze.... um..... booze.... and... sweatdrop

Then.... cutting tatum's hair, cause i hate brushing it, holding bus drivers at gunpoint, just to feel how laughably cliche it is, convincing Sichisel to give up trying to become a pop idol. She never will be, because she's not a people person. So there.

I LIKE CAKE.
BLUE IS A COLOR.
NAPOLEAN BONAPARTE SHOULD GO JUMP IN A LAKE.
I'M TYPING IN CAPS LOCK, AREN'T I? phuck.
I'M MOST DEFINATELY NOT SLIGHTLY HIGH ON MORPHINE.
aT ALL.
WOW.... HOW COME THE KEYS LOOK SO FAR AWAAAAY.....?

Meff. Enough of that. Wellllllly welly well then. Yes. Indeed. Oops, there goes the floor again. Why does the floor insist on running away from me whenever i'm under the influence of drugs/love/booze? It's so rude. I don't like you either, y'goddamned floor. Always letting people walkall over you...