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It's all just pointless.

So let's drink a lot and forget about it. ^^

That's what I've decided. I pity those who are under the legal age and too goody-goody to drink. How do they live? They must all be secretly on some drug that I don't know about. GNAR! That's no fair! Keeping secrets ona massive scale is never fair!

Lucky little people who get to die. I hate when I go to a funeral of some person who killed themselves, and everyone there is all boohooing and sad. I want to shake them and tell them to get over it already, that their precious little Sarah or Lorraine or Jeromy was lucky, and besides, Hades isn't such a bad place to go while you wait to be reincarnated.

I should know: My grandpa is the king there. Ha. And so I can go there whenever i want, within reason. (They get all the good musicians eventually.)

and then I can play with all my cousins, which is really nice. I'm happy when I get to play with Dionysus when he's drunk, cause he and his crew rip apart wild animals and eat them raw. it's rather endearing. Apollo and Artemis are nice too, with their habits of killing random people if they think their precious mommy is being threatened.

No "your mom" jokes around them...

ah hahahahah funnyfunnyyoumakemelaughNOT.

Random: Dinasaur pee is one of the ingredients in snow. Think about that next time ya eat the white stuff. whee (Oh, the double entendres...)