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I do so love my family.... well, some of them, anyways.

There's at least 15 that I see at least once a week (that'd be the Pantheon, plus *********, the "Harthmum", and Dionysus). But they're seriously weird. They don't think very hard about marrying into the family... VERY into the family, Like my uncle? married to his sister. Don't they worry about physical.... de....

Aw, forget it. I don't think they even know what a physical defect is. sweatdrop I mean, they wouldn't know what to do with an ugly person if they saw one (except my uncle Hephaestus, who's ugly and crippled to boot, but everyone likes him cause he makes jewelry).

I'll try and remember all their names now. Which is very hard... I can't seem to remember much about them at all, actually.

Apollo: I call him golden cousin, because it bugs him. he looks a few year older than me... and he's hilarious. he thinks that "getting high" means flying. sweatdrop He's always saying stuff like "I teach everything in moderation... including moderation."

Artemis: Apollo's twin and totally nice, except when it comes to sex or "your mom jokes." no one thinks that those are funny, but she and Apollo really take offense to them. She's obsessed with staying a virgin, which I don't understand. She turned a guy into a deer once and sent his own dogs to tear him apart, just for looking too long at her (when she was naked).

Zeus: Hate this guy.

Hades: my grandpa, and very stiff. I've yet to see him laugh.

Persephone: I think she hates me, but I like her. She's funny and weepy and mopey. She should take pills or something. She's my grandpa's wife, but not my grandma. She has the artistic talent of a blinfolded chimp on morphine.

Demeter: Persephone's overbearing "Mummsy". Just as weepy and mopey as granny.

Dionysus: This guy invented wine, okay? he's awesome. he's also violent. he likes ripping apart wild animals when he's drunk. Which is very, very often. 3nodding

Hera: She's a b***h, but in a good way. She's Zeus's sister... and wife.... I think she has a bondage fetish.

hephaestus: Ugly, crippled, lives in a volcano, wife is/was aphrodite, who cheats all over the place. he married *********, so I hate him.

Aphrodite: Everyone says she's gorgeous, and maybe she is, but that doesn't change the fact that my aunt is a simpering imbecile.

*********: ********* is so wiiiiiiieeeeerrrrrrd. She spends her days acting like a servant, and then she goes and marries Hephaestus (cuz he and aphrodite didn't work out) and gets herself knocked up and acts like she's suddenly the ******** holy virgin or whatever, which is funny, because I know for a fact that she's not a virgin. (Translation: i really liked her, and she married someone else because she was already pregnant and wanted to hide it.)

that isn't all of em, but oh well. the entry's too long as is.