Ok, I was fine with the aliens when they first came. It wasn't as a cool as zombies, or werewolves invading, but I was fine with it I could help pirate a mothership, maybe find some technology, it's all good. However, it seems to me a few of them aren't as smart as they say they are. Seriously, you have to be a complete idiot to manage to turn Santa into a cow. The first rule of Tractor Beam use is:
Do not operate near sources of high voltage electricity, such as powerlines and radio towers.
It's in the manual in my Mini UFO's glove compartment, so you'd think the Zurg Pilots would know that.
But no... they had to go abduct a cow and reenact all of those brain swapping movies.
Can Santa please go one year with out being injured/killed? Please?
Luckily, I've constructed a simple plan to reverse the effects, here's a simple recipe.
We'll need the following:
One (1): Source of high voltage electricty. This is easy to find, we just get some powerlines.
One (1): Zurg High Powered Tractor beam. This is a bit harder to find, we can use a Mini UFO, but it might be lacking sufficient energy, and with the number of friendly Zurgians dropping everyday, we might have alot of trouble here.
Finally, we need the two subjects. Santa's Body, and the cow housing his mind.
Using the latest in high powered device technology (I.E. pywood and Duct tape) we can build a rudimentary device to reverse the effects. Set on high for 3 seconds, serves eight.
As for now, with the event starting tommorow, I hope that we can get this sorted out before the 25...
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