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If you have not seen Eragon yet, I suggest that you do not read the following journal posting

Well, I just got back from watching that wonderfull movie that I've been waiting, literally, FOREVER to see. I have found thirteen...yes, THIRTEEN, ******** things wrong with the damn movie. But oh well, just shows you that, although it was a good movie, you shouldn't compare it to the book or else the movie turns horrible. So, without further ado, I bring you my list of thirteen things wrong with the movie.

1. Saphira doesn't name herself damnit! Get that through your ******** skulls! She likes the name Saphira when Eragon suggests it to her...but she doesn't say her name is that!
2. On the whole 'Saphira' subject, her wings are supposed to be membrane-y! Not ******** feathery! You ********!
3. Garrow doesn't just...die. He is poisoned by the Razac and therefor disintegrates until he is basically nothing...same with the ******** farm!
4. Eragon is supposed to steal the materials for the saddle...not have Brom just make it from out of nothing!
5. Teirm is supposed to be the place where Angela and the Werecat show up...not Daret!
6. On that note, where the hell was the little fluffball that was the Werecat? Obviously not in that movie!
7. What happened to Arya being unconcious the whole time? Obviously they didn't think it important that Eragon DIDN'T get captured and DIDN'T rescue the pretty elf that way!
8. Oh, I almost forgot: WHY THE ******** IS EVERYONE ******** BLONDE IN THIS DAMN MOVIE!? It makes no ******** sense! Hello! There are no blondes mentioned in the damn book!
9. What happened to the Hadarac Desert? What happened to having Brom die on a cliff after being hit by a poisoned RAZAC blade, not by ******** Durza? GOD DAMNIT PEOPLE!
10. Hmm...where the hell were the dwarves in this movie? Oh, that's right! YOU COULDN'T TELL THERE WERE ANY OF THOSE ********! They weren't the size of a child like they're supposed to! They were the ******** size of a god damn normal-sized human!
11. What happened to elves having POINTED ears? Do they not have the brains to understand that the elves were SUPPOSED to have ******** POINTED ears? Do they even ******** care?
12. Woah...where did Isidar Mithrim go? Not in the movie!
13. Wait...wasn't Farthen Dur supposed to be a MOUNTAIN city? You know, in the belly of a mountain? Hmm...obviously they didn't give enough of a s**t to care that ******** Farthen Dur was above ground!
14. Wait...wasn't Arya supposed to fly Saphira through Isidar Mithrim so that Eragon stop Durza? Oh, that's right! THERE WAS NO ISIDAR MITHRIM!
15. Since when did Arya tell Eragon that she was the Princess of Ellesmera? Not until later in the SECOND ******** BOOK! NOT IN THE FIRST!
16. Arya doesn't leave Farthen Dur and tell Eragon 'oh, well, your place is in farthen dur...not with me'! She stays until they all leave TOGETHER!
17. Wait...did anyone see the evil twins running around? 'Cause I sure as hell didn't!

Well...okay, so I found more than thirteen things to complain about the movie. But it still did rawk my furry white and pink socks! ^^