Alright, so I was on Myspace five minutes ago, going over one of my favorite band, Paramore's, page and I came across a link to a contest where I could win tickets for two to go see Paramore and Cute is What We Aim For in the Seattle, Washington portion of the Warped Tour this summer. So I get all excited and click the link. I read over the damned thing and I get over excited, I practically have a ******** orgasm of pure joy because I really want to enter.
See, the entire package entitled the winner to a pair of Warped Tour tickets[which would be ******** cool to be begin with], Airfare for two to and from the concert, a ******** hotel room, 50 bucks to spend on ******** transportation, and a 25 ******** dollar gift card to ******** HotTopic! Oh, and not to mention getting to meet Paramore and Cute is What We Aim For, AND getting to hang out with them in their busses for a ******** private concert!
So now, I've practically had like, five ******** orgasms of ******** joy here because I'm so excited to enter and hoping to all the Gods and powers in the Heavens that will help me win this.
But then, I get down to the ******** requirements to do the whole contest. I read through the first ******** one and find out that I am three ******** years shy of being old enough to join this damned thing! THREE ******** YEARS! IF I WAS THREE ******** YEARS OLDER, I WOULD BE HAVING ORGASMS OF JOY CONSTANTLY AND HOPING TO ALL GODS THAT I WON!
BUT NO! I AM THREE ******** YEARS SHY AND I CAN'T ENTER THE ******** CONTEST BECAUSE I'M TOO ******** YOUNG! I HATE ******** CONTESTS AND THE RULES THAT SAY YOU HAVE TO BE A CERTAIN AGE TO ENTER A ******** CONTEST THAT IS WORTH OVER 200 ******** DOLLARS! I ******** HATE IT! IT PISSES ME OFF SO ******** BAD I'M ABOUT TO ******** SCREAM MY MOTHER ******** LUNGS OUT! I CAN'T STAND THE ******** IRONY OF BEING TOO ******** YOUNG TO GET SOMETHING I REALLY ******** WANT!
******** YOU ASSHOLES WHO DON'T THINK PEOPLE BELOW A CERTAIN AGE SHOULDN'T BE ABLE TO WIN A ******** CONTEST!
I mean ********, I realise that if it was a twelve year old who won the ******** contest, everyone would be ******** pissed, but why not make the age requirement sixteen or something? That way I would at least be able to lie about my ******** age to get into that gods damned contest! I mean ********! I could pass for 16, anyone could tell that by looking at me! But you know what, I highly doubt that I will be able to pass for a ******** 18 ******** year old!
You assholes don't understand how many ******** people under the age of ******** 18 want to win that ******** contest! But do you give a ********? No! Of course you ******** don't! You're all ******** assholes and couldn't care less about a girl's dream of meeting two of her favorite ******** bands!
I ******** HATE YOU AND I HOPE THAT YOU ALL ******** BURN IN HELL! YOU SHOULD ALL ******** DIE BECAUSE I WON'T GIVE A s**t IF YOU DO! THEN AT LEAST, MAYBE, JUST ******** MAYBE, THE ******** CONTEST RULES MIGHT SWAY A LITTLE TO ALLOW 16 ******** YEAR OLDS TO JOIN IN THE ******** FUN OF GOING THE ******** WARPED TOUR AND MEETING TWO ******** BANDS AND GETTING A LITTLE PRIVATE CONCERT!
******** YOU ASSHOLES! ******** YOU UP YOUR TIGHT ******** ASSHOLES WITH SHARP POINTY STICK AND THAT EVIL BUNNY FROM MONTY PYTHON'S HOLY ******** GRAIL!
I ******** HATE YOU ALL!
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Lost within the deep confines of her mind, the girl wrote about her life as best she could. Despite the fact that over half of what she wrote was a total and complete lie. [no, that doesn't apply to me...]
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Second of all, they says eighteen because you have to sign a contract. It's the law. Deal with it.
Third of all......Paramore rocks. ^^
That is all.