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I. Hate. Being. Bored. ******** BOREDOM! Boredom, you can go screw yourself in a corner. b*****d. Or are you a b***h? I'll ask later.

It's when i get bored that people die most often. Or i get myself hurt, or otherwise do stupid things, like go fishing for great white sharks or see how deep i can swim before the pressure makes my ears bleed. Yep. And i really hate swimming. And most forms of water, actually. Water = opposite of fire. Fire is good.

After 700 years, these sorts of things start to get boring. What are you supposed to do once you've already /done/ everything? Who are you supposed to... no, no, i won't complete that sentence.

sometimes i wonder if i should just go mad and save myself the trouble. Er... more mad than i already am, at least. Actually, i did go mad once. I thought that i was a lemon. I kept myself amused that whole time by jumping out of a gin and tonic. Where did i find a gin and tonic? Well, i found a small lake that thought it was one. or, at least, i thought it thought it was one. i might need to ask again.

I once traveled back in time and went to africa. There, i took up being creul to animals. I won't disturb you with the details as they'd... disturb you. but let me say, I am singelhandedly responsible for the evolved form of the animal you know as the giraffe. Ignore all of those "just so stories." they don't know what the hell they're talking about.

Anyways, if nothing interesting or at least vaguely annoying happens soon, I shall go mad. Again.