?????????????????? Dont go out with Jiraiya............please dont............
0. WHATS UR PROBLEM WHY ARE U GOING OUT WITH HIM IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!
1. the presents he mostly gets u are maids outfits, swimsuits, cat suits.......u get the point
2. he hits on girls......RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU
3.ur friends will ask u is that ur grandpa and you will say "NO thats my boyfriend" and then ur friends will pass out from shock
4. ur boyfriend will get arrested for bing a ***** all the time lol
5. NAruto will bother u ask u where he is so he can get training
6. u tried to dye Jiraiya's hair but for some reason it stayed white and then turned pink AND POOFED up
7. one time u caught him spy on u while u were in the bath but he swears up and down that his frog was the one spying
8. u feel embarass when u two take a walk and people say "aww cute she's walking with her grandpa"
9. one time he tired to look younger butt hen everyone said "aww she's walking with her dad" (lol)
10. his frog likes u alot and even followed u to school one day and got u in trouble >_<
11. one time the frog(the small one)got in ur mom's dinner but u didnt dear say a word cause u knew u would be in big trouble
12.u have to keep slapping Jiraiya cause he cant keep his hands to himself
13. u also have to keep hitting him for hitting on other women
14 his hair isnt real is it.......is that a wig *wants to very badly try to rip it off*
