why going out with sharky is a bad idea
1. if you lovvvvvvvvvvvvve sharks you'ss love him
2. his skin is blue people BLUE!!!!!!!
3. im most certain that he is itachi's boyfriend
4. I AM sooooo freakin SURE THAT ITACHI IS HIS BORFRIEND
5. did you not hear me i will say it one last time HE IS ITACHI's BOYFRIEND!!!!!!!!!
6. he has strange lines in his face
7. he is how old?????????? 100......... 30 i cant tell
8. he doesnt like seafood
9. he brings itachi along on ur dates *cough* *cough*
10.you friends will think u have strange taste in guys
11. your parents will disown you for going out with him
12. one day u sat down and thought what ur kids would look like and had to be sent to a nuthouse cause u kept shaking and saying "SHARK SHARKS MY CHILDren arent human"
13. he files his teeth with a nail filer
14. he put an x on ur face and called u itachi
15.you get alot of attetion in public
16. many people have ask him to join the circus
17. u make him only wear his ANBU outfit cause he looks scary in everything else
18. he looks at you funny when u call him sharky
19 he thinks he is hotter than every guy in the world
20. he makes the hokage look hot(lol)
