wHY GOING OUT WITH CHOJI IS A BAD IDEA!!!!!!
1.he doesnt care about his weight
2. if you ask him if your fat he'll say "Are you calling me fat!!!!!!!!!"
3. you'll be like "no i was talking about me" but its too late he is already running around distroying stuff
4. your dates are mostly spent at the groccery store or any place u can gets lots of food
5. he steals food out of your house
6. he will only tell you he loves you after a meal
7. his farts stink to high heaven
8. he accidently ate your cellphone before cause he thought it was a chocolate bar
9. he will kill you if u go on a iet
10. he complains when u lose weight (he luvs big girls)
11. he calls you a deliver woman when he calls u on the phone
12. when he calls u its mostly to deliver food DELIVER WOMAN (lol)
13. all he eats is those darn chips
14. his hands always smell like food
15.he wears shirts that are too small for him
16. at an all you can eat buffet he made you shove food in your shirt and bra and pants so he could have more left overs later
17.you guysgot kicked out of resturants cause choji ate to much and couldnt afford the bill
18. you have to say hes skinny cause if you say fat hell destroy ur house again
19.he wears scarf in the summer lol
20. his ninja head band looks like a diaper or underwear its funny looking lol
