1. is the color of milk really no joke
2. ku ku ku uk u kuuuuuuuu is his laugh
3. hes so ugly my computer wouldnt load his picture
4. he likes to be a girl sometimes.......YES THATS A PROBLEM
5. his voice is creepy
6. the only nice thing on him is his hair
7. he wears makeup
8. your friends will take u to a therpist to see if u have lost your mind for going out with orochimaru
9.his tounge gets in the way when he kisses you
10. his touge is totally gross
11. he looks like a snake!!!!!!
12. HE HURTED SASUKE!!!!!
13. he makes rock lee look hot
14. he makes gai-sensei look hot
15. he makes the 80 year old man acroos the street look hot!!!!
16. HE IS CRAZY
17.he will make you the most hated person
18. no matter how many times he takes other people's body.s to be reborn (whatever u call it) hes still ugly
19. he needs lotion.......GALLONS OF IT
20. he has snake's breath(ewww)
21. would u relly want a guy like that near you?
22. Kabuto is always around and i mean always geez he needs to get a life!!!
23. YOU'LL HAVE TO PRESS CHARGES ON kABUTO BECAUSE FOR SOME REASON HE THINKS HE IS YOUR BOYFRIEND TOO
24. he doesnt bathe
25. he leaves u the most creepist messages on your answering machine
26. he'll kill your parents and say that he didnt do it
27. he looks even uglier bald
28. he blends into white things
29. he steals candy from babies
30. ughhh....whats with his outfit
