1. well for one........he doesnt know how to dress
2. he refuses to change his hair style.
3. for some reason when he and lee are around its always a sunset.
4. Lee comes along on your dates.
5. You notice that lee has a girlfriend who looks just like u he say he wanted a girlfriend to match Gai-sensei's girlfriend
6. Gai likes to sing kareoke songs to u on ur dates.
7. hes singing is terrible
8. ur dates are mostly.....running marathons, doing push ups or any other crazy thing he loves to do
9. u will lose weight though...........and pass out and be put in the hospital alot
10. lee threats to hurt u if u break gai's heart
11. ur friend's will be frighten by him
12. he made u an outfit to match his ( eww lol)
13. naruto is jealous that u get to hang with lee and gai and he doesnt
14. he will CONStanlty AND I MEAN CONSTATLY ask u how he can hang with gai so he can learn their techniques
15. turtles talk to u (random ^ ^lll)
16. he crys more than u
17. he wears eyeliner
18. people will mistake him for ur dad ( eckkkkkk)
19. his eyebrows are ALIVE I KNOW THEY ARE
20. if u read this and are angry by these comments u are crazy......and u can have gai cause i dont want him!!!!!!!
