Fuya Fuya Fuu FUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Fuya: yo everyone!!! guess what?
crowd: what?
Fuya: i didnt get that tape to Sora.....Riku broke it.....he is so lame blaugh oh well life moves on!!!!! Today we are interviewing a one eyed ninja!!!!!!!! KAKASHI SENSEI!!!!!
Kakashi: i have two eyes you know...
Fuya: where?
Kakashi: *shows other eye*
Fuya: oh yeah i forgot >_< hello
Kakashi: hey
Fuya: Kakashi why do you always look drunk
Kakashi: I look drunk??????
Fuya: yes
Kakashi: thanks for the compliment
Fuya: no no it was a question
kakashi: a ninja never reveals its secerts
Fuya: secerts of what...being drunk???
Kakashi: 3nodding
Fuya: i see.... well then how is it like being a ninja?
Kakashi: well its not fun and games like you see in video games....its a serious bussiness..you have to work as a team and go on missions that might even result in death.
Fuya: oh so when does the reading perverted manga come in it?
Kakashi: its not perverted it wholesome literature.
Fuya: yeah and bananas grow on trees
Kakashi; actually they do sweatdrop
Fuya: i.....I know that i was just testing you!!!!!
Kakashi: well i guess i passed
Fuya: 3nodding yeah...........so when did you first become a ninja?
Kakashi: i was nine
Fuya: teen?
Kakashi: no just plain oh nine
Fuya: ................O_O oh you poor baby
Kakashi: what
Fuya: you never got a chance to finish joying the fulliness of being a chilD! _ it was cut short so you could grow strong and protect your village you will never know whats its like to sneak out late or eat a whole cake by yourself........
Kakashi: ............
Fuya: or throw water ballons at girls or shave the neighbor's cat
Kakashi: ok ok i did do kid things just not as long as everyone else did
Fuya: you poor old man.........poor bald man
Kakashi: im not bald!!!!!
fUYA: YOU WILL BE........and then you will die a lonely life ont the streets rembering your short childhood
Kakashi: are you a novelist or something?
Fuya: no but i do write for fun
Kakashi: hmmm then you should write....
Fuya: NO IM NOT WRITING PERVERTEED STUFF!!!!!!!!
Kakashi: i wasnt gonna say that
Fuya: stare
Kakashi: sweatdrop
Fuya: ok hmmmm so how do u like your team? what do u think of them
Kakashi: well they are a bunch of idiots.
Fuya: sweatdrop
Kakashi: ....but they are pretty cool.....even though all naruto talks about is being hokage or ramen.......and sakura talks about sasuke and sasuke.....
Fuya: dont you say nothing bad about sasuke!!!!!!!!
kAKASHI: Sasuke..........is well sasuke....there i said nothing bad
Fuya: thats what i thought.ok last question how do u get your hair like that?
Kakashi: .....its a ninja's secert
Fuya: DARN YOU NINJAS AND YOUR SECERTS i will discover them believe it!!! ew no i got that dumb catch phrase stuck in my head!!!!!!! stupid naruto im gonna go attack him *leaves*
Kakashi: you go and do that *starts reading*
camera-man: ?????????? bye everyone
