1. try to feed him something that isnt ramen
2. brag about sasuke to his face
3. throw a wet cat on him
4.tell him that Sakura will never like him
5. call him foxy woxy boy
6.steal his ramen
7. put a roach in his ramen(ewwww gross)
8. dye his hair black in his sleep
9. tell him that samurai are better than ninjas
10 make fun of his height
11. say "opps i mistaken u for a girl cause u are so short"
12. write "im stupid" on his forehead with perminant marker
13. tell him he looks like aaron carter
14. say Believe it more than he does
15. AHHHHHH MY MIND IS BLANK TODAY BELIEVE IT!!!!!!!
16. put his hand in hot water when he is asleep
17. put him in a cage of angry ferrets
(thanks jojo)
