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Dear Diary,
One day I was walking along in my backyard when this beam came from the sky & out came a llama. He said, "Take me to your leader or I will hafta feed you ice cream...oh & um, shove this probe up your derrier. although, I don't think the last one will do much...but the ice cream will have you begging me to stop! Muhehehehehehehe!!!" So he tied me to a chair & fed me ice cream for three days. Suddenly he realized, "Hm, these useless species seem to be immune to it! Take me to your leader now!" "I AM the leader." I sarcastically say. "well then, we must kung-fu fight!" So me & this llama were kung-fu fighting. Then I brought out a roll of toilet paper & he said, " Oh no! You knew my one weakness! I'm going down!" As I was just about to finish him off when he said, "Wait! there's something you must know! I am your father's, 4th cousin's, sister's, hooker's, aunt's brother...thrice removed!" I considered for a second then went, "WRONG-O! My father has a 4th cousin's BROTHER'S, hooker's aunt's, brother thriced removed! You imposter! Then I wrapped the toilet paper around him, therefore finishing him off. Then I fed him chocolate till he died but then I was pissed off when I realized it was my chocolate. then I swore revenge on him for making me give him chocolate...Stupid llama... dramallama