Why going out with itachi is a bad idea
1. he always have to come up with excuses for the people he "accidently" killed someone
2. Sasuke will hate you for liking Itachi
3. he steals your nail polish
4. he will only take you to his ANBU meetings on dates
5. he is creepy
6. he will always talk about killing Sasuke
7. his shark buddy always comes along with you on your dates
8. his shark friend doesnt like you
9. you thought he would cheat on you with his friends but you soon found out they were all men and felt embarassed
10. his friends are prettier than you except sharky
11. you friends are scared of your boyfriend
12. Your friends will claim he made death threats to them
13. Sasuke will ask why you choose Itachi over him
14. you will reply to that by saying " you love him" but the real reason was Itachi threaten to kill Sasuke if you didnt
15. Itachi will flirt with you in front of Sasuke to make him mad
16. itachi will try to kill your parents
17. itachi will never answer your calls but gets mad when you dont answer his
18. he will pick out all your outfits for you
19. he cancels dates on the last minute
