First of all after waking up at 4:50 AM, taking a bath and doing all of those essential morning chores, I headed to buy some breakfast at Burger King... Have you ever noticed that when you need to hurry the most it's the moment when the workers just take a lot of time to work? Well... I have... It's a horrible feeling... Wanting to tell her all of this that was going through my head:
Move it already, will ya!?
s**t, I'm late...
Isn't this supposed to be a fast food service!? 'Cause you're winning the turtle award!
Next time, I'll cook myself!
s**t, I'm late...
Isn't this supposed to be a fast food service!? 'Cause you're winning the turtle award!
Next time, I'll cook myself!
But I had to refuse saying those true thought and just simply stare at her with my arms crossed and a big, hipocrite, smile. -> xd
After the twenty minutes for a simple breakfast, mom started driving to school and I go tthere... on time... Phew!
Well, I ate my breakfast... Yadda yadda yadda... We arrived to the competitions.
I had a lot of fun there, 'cause I was in the humorous division and let me tell you... I thought I didn't have a sense of humor but some people over there were as stiff as a rock! I was laughing mostly in each one of them... And people just stayed like this -> stare
Anyways, I enjoyed them... and one of them that I enjoyed was umh...
Natural Birth by Bill Cosby.
Oh my God! That was hilarious!
In one part he started doing the mother-to-be breathing before she gave birth. And then Bill (or actually, the guy that acted as him) would simply say: Push, push!.
I gotta tell you it was hilarious...
Oh and I also liked the one of "Airlin announcements"... Yup! Funny!
It said something like this:
Please miss, get on the airplane I'm sorry, miss... I'm not getting on the airplane... I'm getting in the airplane, where it is less windy.
And another one (that I couldn't see though...) that made me laugh was... Umh I don't remember its name but I remember what made me laugh. She said something like:
That was not a slide. Why? Because when you're sliding down on a slide you go like: "Weeeeeeeee!" blaugh . When I slid down the slide I went like: "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" scream
And that's about it! Hehehe, yeah I just needed to update this! Thanks for reading!