I woke up five minutes before my alarm would blare the invincible theme from the Sonic games. Rather than nostalgia-bomb this morning I turned my phone off and forced my eyes shut, knowing I'd have to get up and face the world today. Surely this would HALT TIME and bend reality to the will of droopy eyelids but, god damn it, no one listens to me so up I go.
The world is fine, and I've made some peace with it [for now] but when it's trying to turn up the heat *and* slow the day down, pushing so many buttons at one time like I'm some kind of computer mule why won't you stop ******** s**t.
I thought I'd dress up and represent the very best and brightest of my social circle. This means putting a jacket over the shirt I slept in and rocking some sweats that I have also slept in the previous night coupled with sandals and glasses that I don't need to function because it's so ******** clever [no]. I have fooled you!
I had two hot dogs I didn't need [as I already have so many sleeping calories to burn] and went off to school! Since I haven't been to this particular class in two weeks [I have way, way worse s**t to attend to in my free time] and because my funk adorned my classy suit [be jealous], I didn't want people to enter my subconscious and hack into my secrets. "Wow, who didn't smell this one stinking from a mile away?" Well, apparently not everyone. I did though. Yay for me!
I got a test back [the subject is math pay attention] and got 11 marks out of 20 possible. At least I went, so I wasn't dropped. I then dicked around [teehee] in the Computer Lab in order to subvert my charisma and dandy outfit to the whims of the Internet. But no, I saw alot of leg and gotten even more curious stares. I think it's the pants.
Feeling pleasant about my subtle eye-raping I then went job-hunting. Jobs are for queers and immigrants so I made sure to do my part! I then ran into an old friend, who told me that he chills with another group of old friends at the house of an old crush. DELIGHTFUL.
And that was my day.
The world is fine, and I've made some peace with it [for now] but when it's trying to turn up the heat *and* slow the day down, pushing so many buttons at one time like I'm some kind of computer mule why won't you stop ******** s**t.
I thought I'd dress up and represent the very best and brightest of my social circle. This means putting a jacket over the shirt I slept in and rocking some sweats that I have also slept in the previous night coupled with sandals and glasses that I don't need to function because it's so ******** clever [no]. I have fooled you!
I had two hot dogs I didn't need [as I already have so many sleeping calories to burn] and went off to school! Since I haven't been to this particular class in two weeks [I have way, way worse s**t to attend to in my free time] and because my funk adorned my classy suit [be jealous], I didn't want people to enter my subconscious and hack into my secrets. "Wow, who didn't smell this one stinking from a mile away?" Well, apparently not everyone. I did though. Yay for me!
I got a test back [the subject is math pay attention] and got 11 marks out of 20 possible. At least I went, so I wasn't dropped. I then dicked around [teehee] in the Computer Lab in order to subvert my charisma and dandy outfit to the whims of the Internet. But no, I saw alot of leg and gotten even more curious stares. I think it's the pants.
Feeling pleasant about my subtle eye-raping I then went job-hunting. Jobs are for queers and immigrants so I made sure to do my part! I then ran into an old friend, who told me that he chills with another group of old friends at the house of an old crush. DELIGHTFUL.
And that was my day.
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