SNAKE: UGH! AAAH! OH ******** ME! BULLSHIT!
COLONEL: SNAKE?! SNAAAAKE?!
SNAKE: Colonel?! What the hell are these things?
COLONEL: Careful, Snake! Those are the Ice Climbers! They debuted in the NES game, Ice Cli...
SNAKE: WHAT THE ******** THEY GRABBED ME AND SHOT ICE AT ME AT THE SAME ******** TIME!
COLONEL: Watch out! If you aren't careful, they'll trap you in an infinite grab chain! There will be no escape!
SNAKE: I CAN'T EVEN ******** LAND ON THE ******** GROUND! THE BLUE ONE GRABS ME AND THE ******** PINK ONE HITS ME WITH s**t! OH GOD JESUS CHRIST THEY'RE SLIDING ALONG THE GROUND LIKE ******** ICE CUBES!
COLONEL: I know it's bullshit, Snake, but if you learn their attacks you can beat them! Stay on your toes!
SNAKE: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH! GODDAMNIT I DIED! ******** BULLSHIT! IT'S TWO PEOPLE!
COLONEL: SNAKE?! SNAAAAKE?!
SNAKE: Colonel?! What the hell are these things?
COLONEL: Careful, Snake! Those are the Ice Climbers! They debuted in the NES game, Ice Cli...
SNAKE: WHAT THE ******** THEY GRABBED ME AND SHOT ICE AT ME AT THE SAME ******** TIME!
COLONEL: Watch out! If you aren't careful, they'll trap you in an infinite grab chain! There will be no escape!
SNAKE: I CAN'T EVEN ******** LAND ON THE ******** GROUND! THE BLUE ONE GRABS ME AND THE ******** PINK ONE HITS ME WITH s**t! OH GOD JESUS CHRIST THEY'RE SLIDING ALONG THE GROUND LIKE ******** ICE CUBES!
COLONEL: I know it's bullshit, Snake, but if you learn their attacks you can beat them! Stay on your toes!
SNAKE: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH! GODDAMNIT I DIED! ******** BULLSHIT! IT'S TWO PEOPLE!
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