here are some jokes i heard recently they are kinda racist so if you don't like em don't read em.
A white woman was riding the subway when a black guy gets on and sits by her. They start talking, gettin along well etc. So she invites the black guy back to her place. They get to her place where she immediatley run's to the bedroom. The black guy follows only to find her handcuffed to her bed. She then screams "do what black men do best " So the black guy grabs her TV and runs.
There are five people--a priest, the president, the pilot, a boyscout, and a black man--and only four parachutes in an airplane that is about to crash. The president grabs the first, and he jumps, because he is important to the nation, and such. The pilot grabs the next parachute, and he jumps, because he has a wife and kids who couldn't live without him. Then the black man jumps, because he was too important to die. The priest turns to the boyscout and says, "I've lived a good life, you take the last parachute." The boyscout replies, "There are two left; stupid ****** took my back pack."
 Archmagus ruler Asmodeus · Thu Jan 05, 2006 @ 11:43pm · 5 Comments |
