And not right at the end either.
That bit just after you realise that they're not the person you thought they were, the bit where you realise you've probably just wasted a couple of years of your life with someone who's actually a complete muppet, the bit where you suddenly think "Poo. I need to get out of here".
The bit where it turns into a "RelationShit". The point of no return!
So I thought I'd look it up in the dictionary. You know, do a bit of research. And here it is!
Dictionary.com
re·la·tion·ship
Pronunciation Key (r-lshn-shp)
n.
The condition or fact of being related; connection or association.
Connection by blood or marriage; kinship.
A particular type of connection existing between people related to or having dealings with each other: has a close relationship with his siblings.
A romantic or sexual involvement.
Pronunciation Key (r-lshn-shp)
n.
The condition or fact of being related; connection or association.
Connection by blood or marriage; kinship.
A particular type of connection existing between people related to or having dealings with each other: has a close relationship with his siblings.
A romantic or sexual involvement.
Dictionary.com
s**t
Pronunciation Key (sht) Vulgar Slang
v. s**t, also shat (sht) s**t·ting, shits
v. intr.
To defecate.
v. tr.
To defecate in.
To tease or try to deceive.
n.
Excrement.
The act or an instance of defecating.
shits Diarrhea. Used with the.
Something considered disgusting, of poor quality, foolish, or otherwise totally unacceptable.
A mean or contemptible person.
A narcotic or intoxicant, such as marijuana or heroin.
Things; items.
Foolish, deceiftul, or boastful language.
Insolent talk or behavior.
Trouble or difficulty.
A small or worthless amount: He doesn't know s**t.
interj.
Used to express surprise, anger, or extreme displeasure.
Phrasal Verb:
s**t on
To treat with malice or extreme disrespect.
Idioms:
get (one's) s**t together
To get organized; put one's affairs or possessions in order.
give a s**t
To care the least bit.
no s**t
Used to express disbelief.
Used to express contemptuous acknowledgment of the obvious.
s**t bricks/a brick
To become extremely worried or frightened.
up s**t creek (without a paddle)
In dire circumstances with no hope of help.
when the s**t hits the fan
When the situation goes awry; when trouble starts.
Pronunciation Key (sht) Vulgar Slang
v. s**t, also shat (sht) s**t·ting, shits
v. intr.
To defecate.
v. tr.
To defecate in.
To tease or try to deceive.
n.
Excrement.
The act or an instance of defecating.
shits Diarrhea. Used with the.
Something considered disgusting, of poor quality, foolish, or otherwise totally unacceptable.
A mean or contemptible person.
A narcotic or intoxicant, such as marijuana or heroin.
Things; items.
Foolish, deceiftul, or boastful language.
Insolent talk or behavior.
Trouble or difficulty.
A small or worthless amount: He doesn't know s**t.
interj.
Used to express surprise, anger, or extreme displeasure.
Phrasal Verb:
s**t on
To treat with malice or extreme disrespect.
Idioms:
get (one's) s**t together
To get organized; put one's affairs or possessions in order.
give a s**t
To care the least bit.
no s**t
Used to express disbelief.
Used to express contemptuous acknowledgment of the obvious.
s**t bricks/a brick
To become extremely worried or frightened.
up s**t creek (without a paddle)
In dire circumstances with no hope of help.
when the s**t hits the fan
When the situation goes awry; when trouble starts.
Wickedpixie
re·la·tion·s**t
Pronunciation Key (r-lshn-sht)
n.
The condition or fact of being related; connected or in association with someone now considered disgusting, of poor quality, foolish, or otherwise totally unacceptable, although once upon a time they were fab.
A romantic or sexual involvement with a foolish, deceiftul, boastful mean and/or contemptible person.
Pronunciation Key (r-lshn-sht)
n.
The condition or fact of being related; connected or in association with someone now considered disgusting, of poor quality, foolish, or otherwise totally unacceptable, although once upon a time they were fab.
A romantic or sexual involvement with a foolish, deceiftul, boastful mean and/or contemptible person.
There. I think that sums it up nicely!
I've often wondered why "relationshit" isn't in the dictionary. I mean, look at that definition! Doesn't it just say it all.
Every one of my relationships has evolved (usually quite rapidly) into a relationshit. And my friends have them all the time too! Why has no one made a word for the disasterous bits!?
And I find it quite amazing that a relationship can be summed up in 4 lines, whereas s**t takes a lot of explaining! Surely that's just wrong!
*wanders off to ponder the complexities of the English language and to find out how to add a word to the dictionary*
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That could be cool lol xd