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More jokes. >w>

Guns don't kill people, Chuck Norris kills people.

Chuck Norris can beat a brick wall at tennis.

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

Chuck Norris went to the Virgin Islands and they had to change the name of it to the Islands.

Chuck Norris doesn't cut the grass, he dares it to grow. xD

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it out of you.

There is no Ctrl(Control) button on Chuck Norris's computer, Chuck Norris is always in control.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Chuck Norris killed the periodic table, because he only recongnizes the element of surprise.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he stare them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite, Chuck Norris bites frost.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars, that is why there are no signs of life there.
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Well that's all for now imma post more later as I see fit. x3