dear a*****e middle school boys,
opening cans of cat food and leaving them around the store is not funny. you guys do this ALL THE TIME. grow the ******** up. you always come in when it's busy so i can't follow you and catch you in the act... but just know one of these days i'll be in the store as a customer when you do this and PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE. cat food smells like butt, rotting cat food smells worse than a new york city slum circa 1840.
dear giggling scene queen tween girls,
your hair looks like s**t. your make up looks like s**t. your outfit looks like a clown vomited all over you. but this is not why i hate you. i hate you because you are extremely obnoxious! just because you think you are famous on myspace doesn't mean i need to bow down to your every whim and be honored just to serve you. no matter how much you ******** b***h and whine i'm not going to cut you a discount. 1, i don't have the ability to do this, 2... IT WOULD GET ME FIRED. unless you're willing to pay me more than i make currently it's not going to happen. please just GTFO and go wash your fried hair.
dear woman with 10,000 questions,
please wait your turn! i am serving someone right now. i can not stop trying to catch his fish to answer your questions and show you where a product is. you called me rude when you are the one being rude. you need to wait your ******** turn, didn't you learn this s**t in kindergarten? i don't care if you're in a hurry i'm still not going to stop in the middle of serving someone to tell you things that are right on the packages. if you shut up for 5 seconds and read the box you'd be on your merry way.
ughghughughghgu i hate you all. please do all your shopping online and stay away from me.
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