dear little boy,
please do not take all the animal picture tags off their cages. please do not run off with them. please do not throw them around the store!!!!
dear parents of the little boy,
please don't let your child take our stuff! if you can't say "no" to your kid you suck as parents. i really did not enjoy having to chase him down and go on a scavenger hunt 15 minutes before closing.
dear crazy lady,
you had a dead fish in your pocket... a rotting dead fish in your pocket. it was not in a bag. EW EW EW!!! the cashier almost barfed when you pulled it out and set it on her register.
dear "i don't wanna listen" couple,
you have a 5 gallon fish tank that you haven't even set up yet, you're not going to get any fish, especially not a koi. i don't believe for a minute it's temporary, you're not going to buy a 55 gallon tank, i saw the look on your face. regardless, the damn thing isn't going to fit in a 5 gallon tank any way. your 5 gallon tank is a little hex tank, the poor fish won't even be able to turn around. why won't you listen when i tell you this fish grows to be more than 2 feet long? you want it any way? not going to happen. fine, go to walmart and buy fish there. don't come whine to me when everything dies because you don't want to listen. if you had a child would you not listen to a doctor who said your child needed a medication to live? please, don't ever reproduce.
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