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20 things to do in a Walmart

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Play with the automatic doors.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone,"I think we've got a code 3 in housewares" and see what happens.

4.Start playing Football; see how many people you can get to join in.

5.Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

6.Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms

7.Move:"Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

8.Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

9.When someone asks if you need help,begin to cry and ask,"why won't you people just leave me alone?!

10.Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

11.While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.

12.While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room.

13.Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

14.Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone's jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.

15.Two words: "Marco Polo"

16.While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Exp: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling." Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions.

17.When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, No, no! It's those voices again!"

18.Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.

19.When someone steps away from their cart to look at something,quickly make off with it without saying a word.

20.Play a game of indoor freeze tag
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http://forum.ebaumsworld.com/archive/index.php/t-31393.html