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Narator: The Reindeer and Santa walked what seemed like every inch of Japan.

Santa:Motha F-

Reindeer:*stops santa from finishing sentence*What...?

Santa:I'm freakin' tired b***h!We've been walking for hours!

Reindeer...Actually....we've only been walking for 2 minutes and that's not counting the 3 breaks we took....

Santa:Shut up...

Narator:So they stopped at a park.

Santa:It's about time!

Reindeer: Hm..?

Santa biggrin amn it What know?!

Narator:Just then two people came by.



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Grampa Ninja biggrin amn it Billy Why the hell do you got to be such a smart a**?

Billy: Grampa you tried to attack that man with your sword!

Grampa Ninja:Well next time he tries to....Holy Jesus Billy!Look at that moose thing!

Billy:Grampa that's a Reindeer.

Grampa Ninja:Shut up Billy!That fat guy is with it too.

Billy:That's...Santa Claus...?

Santa:Who the hell are you?!

Grampa Ninja:Shut up Fat man!

Reindeer:Santa knock it off!

Narator:Santa and Grampa Ninja coutinued to arguee.

Reindeer and Billy:*sigh*

Narator:Finally they stopped fighting because Grampa and Santa found out that they both liked cookies.

Reindeer:*smacks forehead*

Billy:I know how you feel.



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