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The Mind of Catalin™
You are now entering a world of strange thoughts and unimaginable craziness.You are now entering.....the Mind of Catalin™! *Twilight Zone music plays*
Reindeer Assassin Part 6
At long Last....Reindeer Assassin Part 6! 8D

Note:This part ish alittle different from teh older ones! :3

Ok...Begin! :'D


Narator:The Reindeer and Santa walked and they ended up in...Tokyo....

Santa:How the hell did we end up here?!!??!

Reindeer:How the hell should I know..?We always end up in some random place with random people all because of the Writers!

Me and TrxX13: Damn...

Narator:Well guys...We are having some difficulties with the actors so if you will take a moment...Oh!I know!I'll show you my uber skills at Hello Kitty Island Adventure!

Me:*Smacks narator with newspaper*Bad!No!

Narator:*sniff* T.T

Me:Um...on with the story! =D

Narator:*sniffle*Um...The Reindeer and Santa walked around until the found a local Phycic.

Local Phycic:

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Santa: HOLY JESUS!!!!!!WTF IS THAT HIDIOUS THING!?!!?!?!?!

Reindeer: Shut up maybe she can help us...

Santa:THAT THING IS A SHE?!?!?!

Local phycic: Hello Children.

Santa: b***h I'm over 100,000 years old!

Reindeer:...?

Local phycic:What is it that you seek...?

Reindeer:We just want directions....

Santa:And I want to get a bag over your face!

Reindeer:*glares at Santa*Shut it.

Santa:*flicks Reindeer off*

Local Phycic:The stars shall guide you throught the wildness for the card I drew is the mutton card!Your three signs are waffles,chicken,and retardedness!These three signs say....The midnight cockapoo wags it's tail like a platapus, he scratches the ground viciously....will it recover it's long lost basket ball?

Santa:WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!?!!?

Reindeer:Um...

Local phycic:Look guys I'll be completely honest with you....I'm freakin' stoned right now!

Reindeer:Make sence...

Santa biggrin ude you have got to give me yyour dealers number!

Local phycic:OMFG!!!DID YOU JUST SEE THAT DANCING WATERMELON!?!??!?!!?

Reindeer:Um Santa lets go...

Santa:Hellz yeah!

To be countinued...

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TrxX13
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commentCommented on: Sat Aug 16, 2008 @ 05:36am
come my son i will teach u the ways of awesome uber comedy o yeah im so tripping on umberness right now so dont ask me about how u can save $4.50 on a new a** scratches 430,40062-9


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cause why not
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