At long Last....Reindeer Assassin Part 6! 8D
Note:This part ish alittle different from teh older ones! :3
Narator:The Reindeer and Santa walked and they ended up in...Tokyo....
Santa:How the hell did we end up here?!!??!
Reindeer:How the hell should I know..?We always end up in some random place with random people all because of the Writers!
Me and TrxX13: Damn...
Narator:Well guys...We are having some difficulties with the actors so if you will take a moment...Oh!I know!I'll show you my uber skills at Hello Kitty Island Adventure!
Me:*Smacks narator with newspaper*Bad!No!
Me:Um...on with the story! =D
Narator:*sniffle*Um...The Reindeer and Santa walked around until the found a local Phycic.
Santa: HOLY JESUS!!!!!!WTF IS THAT HIDIOUS THING!?!!?!?!?!
Reindeer: Shut up maybe she can help us...
Santa:THAT THING IS A SHE?!?!?!
Local phycic: Hello Children.
Santa: b***h I'm over 100,000 years old!
Local phycic:What is it that you seek...?
Reindeer:We just want directions....
Santa:And I want to get a bag over your face!
Reindeer:*glares at Santa*Shut it.
Santa:*flicks Reindeer off*
Local Phycic:The stars shall guide you throught the wildness for the card I drew is the mutton card!Your three signs are waffles,chicken,and retardedness!These three signs say....The midnight cockapoo wags it's tail like a platapus, he scratches the ground viciously....will it recover it's long lost basket ball?
Santa:WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!?!!?
Local phycic:Look guys I'll be completely honest with you....I'm freakin' stoned right now!
Santa biggrin ude you have got to give me yyour dealers number!
Local phycic:OMFG!!!DID YOU JUST SEE THAT DANCING WATERMELON!?!??!?!!?
Reindeer:Um Santa lets go...
To be countinued...
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