So Van recently went on a road trip to. . . You guessd it! ********!
Let me put this in perspective. . .
You have Civilization.
On the outskirts of civilization you have towns.
On the outskirts of the towns which are on the outskirts of civilization is the middle of nowhere. This is where people usually get eaten by bears and never seen again.
On the outskirts of the middle of nowhere on the outskirts of towns which are on the outskirts of civilization is. . . ********. ******** is where the roads turn to dirt, grass has never seen a mower, people congregate in groups of less than twenty, you're nearest neighbor is more then sixty miles away, old men don't where tee-shirts, and NO ONE IS AROUND TO HEAR YOU SCREAM.
Sounds wonderful doesn't it?
Van stayed where there was:
- No cell phone service.
- No hot water.
- No net connection.
- it'd take two and a half hours for an ambulance to arrive.
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On a lighter note many funny things happened like:
Van's older brother Van A Peacock. . . In the middle of ********. . . on a dirt road. . . What the ********] Uh. . . Maybe its a wild turkey? Van Van's older brother Van Van's older brother Van Van's older brother Van Van's older brother Van Van's older brother Van Van's older brother Van Van's older brother Van Awww LOOKIT THE COWS! I wanna pet a cow! I'll take you to the zoo when we get home then. They have a petting zoo there where you can pet a cow. NO! No? I want to pet a REAL cow So you're telling me they're not real cows? No they're not! I want a real cows who's only job is to be a cow every day all day An they're NOT real cows every day all day? NO! They sit around and get pet all day I want a cow that roams the plains and does cow things! Okaaay so I'll stop and ask farm john if you can pet one of his cows. How do you know his name's farmer john? I don't. . . . So then how do you know they're HIS cows?! . . . I don--- . . . there were a few other that I'll post later. [Van's roadtrip story to be continued]
 ~+xVANDALx+~ · Wed Jun 25, 2008 @ 04:42am · 1 Comments |
