Tonight I shall teach you all how to take over the world in 10 easy steps using penguins.
Step 1: Win the lottery
Step 2: Buy antartica
Step 3: Caapture all Penguins
Step 4: Breed highly inteligent penguins that reproduce quickly
Step 5: Teach pengins the latest in kong fu techniques
Step 6: Invent Mind control divice, and weather mahine
Step 7: Give penguins super weapons
Step 8: Control Penguin minds, Use wheather machine to freeze the earth
Step 9: Use penguin army to take over the world
Step 10: Retire to Malibu
Optional: Take over the universe; instructions not included
 Boris-Animedancer · Sun Jun 15, 2008 @ 08:19am · 0 Comments |
