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Blist, what is it? Well thats what I'm writing about today. It all started when I was chatting with my australian friend, We started chatting and made a list. Yes a list, It was a simple list of minimal importance. It soon became a book, But we had to sell copies. So we mad a book that was once a list. A list of books, A book about lists that contained a book made out of a list. We were thinking, and thinking, and it sprung to our minds. It was so simple, book...list...book...list...booklist...and before we knew what had happened. BAM! Blist was discovered. A book list, blist, the perfect name for our book list containing a list of a book. News spread and professors murmered. Riots were accuring and protests were formed. We had the world in the palm of our hands, we could do whatever we wanted to do. No-one could stop us, we had the power. And it was overwhelming, oh so overwhelming. We could feel the power go to our heads. Before I knew it, I was stealing candy from babies, and my australian friend had become a pirate. I could read minds, and we recieved a Nobel prize and a large check. The future awaited us, and we were ready to hit it head on.
For your information, This segment is pure hyperbole. In other words, and extreme exageration. There is no actual blist book and I DO NOT STEAL CANDY FROM BABIES!!!! My friend Virus_crawl is not a pirate and the following is the actual conversation.
Me: I wish it would work, then I'd have 100,000 more gold. Anyway, I ask this to alot of people, I have a curious nature. Why did u pick virus_crawl for your name. Feel free not to answer.
Virus_crawl: well its a band name. i went through about 8 others band names until i was allowed to use this one ;D i like this band
Strangest band name I've ever heard of... wait, no... The monky brothers is the strangestt band name I've ever heard of
i know a band called 'you ***' hah
Fine. 1. You *** 2. The monky brothers 3. Virus Crawl There, my new list
hahaha what an amazing list you have there
I know, isn't it totally awsome. lol The three band name list. It shall be published and bought by every man, woman and child in america and southern porto rico
oh well im going to have to order it and get it shipped to australia. i be wanting that list
So your an australian pirate, I see, well your in luck, because australian pirates get a discount. well, if we didn't give pirates discounts, then they'd probably just steal the books...or in theis case a list
wow you read me like a book... list...
book...list...book...list...list to become a book...blist! It is now a blist! what now
we must spread the news of this blist!!!
We shall write a book about the list that became a blist. And include a copy of the list into the book, so that the book with the list is a blist inside a blist. Did that make sence?
actually yeah it did ahah. we need a title for this blist. the list that became a blist. comes with ANOTHER blist!
but the blist is to tell others about the blist. So we must tell what a blist is so that others will know what they're reading. And they must know what a blist is before they buy a book that was once a list...THAT'S IT , The title: The book that was once a list, blist
that is AMAZING! i appauled you on this amazing discovery of the blist. *que applause* ;D
I'd like to thank my good friend Virus_Crawl , my parents , and the three bands that inspired my discoveries; You ***, The Monky brothers, and Virus crawl. I plan to dedicate this descovery to my mentor *mumble, mumble* I'll take my big check and leave. Australia here I come
WE WILL CONQUER THE WORLD US TWO AND OUR BLIST!
MUWAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!! Flee for your lives!!!!! THE BLIST ARE COMING
THE BLIST ARE COMING sure sounds like a good trailer for a movie. wow ideas are falling from the sky. well i must be heading in seeing as it is 4 in the morning ;D we must discuss the ways for THE BLIST when i get back ^__^ HOOROO
Anyway, check my next entry and I'll write about how to take over the world with penguins. Mwah heart Bi for now 3nodding
Boris-Animedancer · Sun Jun 15, 2008 @ 07:56am · 1 Comments |
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